Get up...get up, you stupid piece of... What did you do that for? What's wrong with you? Didn't you hear a word he said? All of you! You think there's someone just going to drop money on you?! Money they could use?! Well, there ain't people like that. There's just people like me.

Jayne ,'Jaynestown'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


beekaytee - May 26, 2010 4:27:58 pm PDT #20473 of 30000
Compassionately intolerant

smonster, peroxide those ears! Hit the little buggers where they live. Iffen you got a neti pot, flood them out.


tommyrot - May 26, 2010 4:50:40 pm PDT #20474 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Note to self:

Chicken thighs at 6 o'clock.

That made me imagine a very bizarre war movie....


-t - May 26, 2010 4:57:09 pm PDT #20475 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Travel~ma, askye

Health~ma, smonster.

Quick TMI question, whitefonted for TMIness: an extra day or two of bleeding is nothing to worry about, right? I'm usually very regular and surprise blood is off-putting.


Laga - May 26, 2010 5:01:15 pm PDT #20476 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

-t, that's normal for me.


-t - May 26, 2010 5:05:44 pm PDT #20477 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Thanks, Laga. Probably just stress.


smonster - May 26, 2010 5:30:18 pm PDT #20478 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

-t, on iPhone and can't read white font.

I peroxided, netied, and apple cider vinegar gargled. I feel hot, which means I'm probably sub, which is normal for me when I'm sick. Also, my chronic pain is kicked up a notch.

Going to try to sleep.

askye, much ~ma for SLNRLBF.


DCJensen - May 26, 2010 5:30:39 pm PDT #20479 of 30000
All is well that ends in pizza.

Chicken thighs at 6 o'clock.

That made me imagine a very bizarre war movie....

Then my work is done.


Zenkitty - May 26, 2010 7:04:01 pm PDT #20480 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

I'm pretty drunk right now. That's okay, right?


meara - May 26, 2010 7:10:44 pm PDT #20481 of 30000

Ugh. Am also having woken up feeling sick, and not wanting. Have friends and big plans this weekend. BOO!


DavidS - May 26, 2010 7:12:18 pm PDT #20482 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I'm pretty drunk right now. That's okay, right?

Fuck yeah!