Can't even shout, Can't even cry. The Gentlemen are coming by. Looking in windows, knocking on doors. They need to take seven, and they might take yours. Can't call to mom, can't say a word. You're gonna die screaming but you won't be heard.

Dream Girl ,'Bring On The Night'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Trudy Booth - Apr 01, 2010 9:37:25 am PDT #14605 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

I can't decide if this Muppet version of "Stand By Me" is really creepy, or if it is brilliant social commentary:

Yes.


Daisy Jane - Apr 01, 2010 9:46:29 am PDT #14606 of 30000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

The muppets made me sad.


Pix - Apr 01, 2010 10:28:23 am PDT #14607 of 30000
The status is NOT quo.

Oh my goodness, Callaluna! I'm so sorry it was such a nightmarish labor, but so happy for you!


Scrappy - Apr 01, 2010 10:38:40 am PDT #14608 of 30000
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Thanks for the nail polish help everyone! I am going to go with a shimmery peach, to hide dirt and make my stubby digits look longer.


smonster - Apr 01, 2010 10:52:22 am PDT #14609 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

work rant redacted

I'll show you adversarial, buddy boy.


Barb - Apr 01, 2010 10:55:31 am PDT #14610 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”

Psst... smonster's gonna bitchslap someone at lunchtime in the cafeteria. Pass it on.


sj - Apr 01, 2010 11:11:43 am PDT #14611 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Damn, I was having such a good day. So, of course I had to fuck it up. I don't have my debit card; which means I can't go pick up some essentials at the market for Mom. I hope it is somewhere at home.


Maria - Apr 01, 2010 11:16:45 am PDT #14612 of 30000
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

I'll show you adversarial, buddy boy.

Change buddy boy to a girl, and you've got me today. Hulk smash. Too many cooks, not enough kitchen.

Barb, I sent ~ma for Lewis. NSM with the posting of the ~ma....


Steph L. - Apr 01, 2010 11:18:04 am PDT #14613 of 30000
That which does not kill you should RUN

Maria!


Maria - Apr 01, 2010 11:20:06 am PDT #14614 of 30000
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

Teppy!

Is it time for a killing spree?