We have to see the chimp playing hockey! That's hilarious! The ice is so slippery, and, and monkeys are all irrational. We have to see this!

Anya ,'Bring On The Night'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Hil R. - Mar 14, 2010 7:10:25 am PDT #12976 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

{{{{Shir}}}}


Burrell - Mar 14, 2010 7:16:34 am PDT #12977 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

I am sorry Shir


Shir - Mar 14, 2010 7:27:54 am PDT #12978 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

Stopped crying hysterically.

God, that's one hell of a punch to the stomach. I just hope we have enough time to start a fight. Just this. This can't be happening so fast that we won't have time to do that, right? We just first heard about this option on Friday, dammit.


Zenkitty - Mar 14, 2010 7:38:09 am PDT #12979 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Oh,, Shir. That's terrible. Poor puppy! I didn't know a cancer could spread that fast.


Shir - Mar 14, 2010 7:44:10 am PDT #12980 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

Neither did I. Apparently it can.


Ginger - Mar 14, 2010 7:44:21 am PDT #12981 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Oh, Shir. I'm so sorry.


Barb - Mar 14, 2010 7:44:25 am PDT #12982 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”

Fuck cancer.


Calli - Mar 14, 2010 7:56:46 am PDT #12983 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

I'm so sorry, Shir.


Strix - Mar 14, 2010 7:58:48 am PDT #12984 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Oh, Shir. That's really awful. I'm sorry.


Glamcookie - Mar 14, 2010 8:02:23 am PDT #12985 of 30000
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

I'm so sorry, Shir. {{{}}}