Yes, it's terribly simple. The good guys are always stalwart and true, the bad guys are easily distinguished by their pointy horns or black hats, and, uh, we always defeat them and save the day. No one ever dies, and everybody lives happily ever after.

Giles ,'Conversations with Dead People'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


hippocampus - Nov 20, 2009 3:22:00 am PST #1116 of 30000
not your mom's socks.

McSweeney's ftw: [link]


WindSparrow - Nov 20, 2009 3:46:53 am PST #1117 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Much ~ma to Cash, and to The Girl's family.


erikaj - Nov 20, 2009 3:55:37 am PST #1118 of 30000
Always Anti-fascist!

ita, ha! Although my favorites are the guys(I can't believe this happened multiple times.) who write the note for the bank robbery on something, a check or deposit slip, maybe, with their name and address on it. -ma to Cash and Seska's Girl.


omnis_audis - Nov 20, 2009 4:39:18 am PST #1119 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

:: flops in thread ::

Forgive me, my bitches. I skimmed a few hundred posts, and just skipped about 500. Belated b-day's to a handful of you. Work is kicking my ass! So, I've popped in thread to ask for a rather strange request. Rain~ma. We have this event tonight of doing the Fezziwig scene from CHRISTMAS CAROL in a city park event. If it rains, we don't do it, and I get a night off. Well, a night to work on paperwork inside, where it is warm and dry. But the rain is slated to taper off as the day goes by. So some "please keep a nice, mild, steady rain all day" would be great. I realize this is a very selfish request. But I'm exhausted. And 4 handheld wireless mics for a cast of 20 is not a prospect I find fun.


beth b - Nov 20, 2009 4:51:45 am PST #1120 of 30000
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

rain ma ~~~~

surgery ma~~

and I'll third or fourth that hmmm and say go for it, Hil.

and Gronk.


Hil R. - Nov 20, 2009 5:02:59 am PST #1121 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I think I'll apply for the Technion one. I'm still considering Ben-Gurion.


ChiKat - Nov 20, 2009 5:12:27 am PST #1122 of 30000
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

surgery and recovery~ma to the lovely Cashmere.

Fay, I can't believe some parents. Seriously, why did he procreate??


Fred Pete - Nov 20, 2009 5:21:19 am PST #1123 of 30000
Ann, that's a ferret.

Fay, all I can say is, "Egad."


Seska (the Watcher-in-Training) - Nov 20, 2009 5:22:11 am PST #1124 of 30000
"We're all stories, in the end. Just make it a good one, eh?"

Rain~ma, omnis. Imagine many Buffistas doing a rain dance on a roof a la that scene from How I Met Your Mother. That is the ~ma I am sending.

And for anyone who doesn't want a rain dance, how about learning to fly a light aircraft while Waking Up With Fry & Laurie? [link]


smonster - Nov 20, 2009 5:40:20 am PST #1125 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Lesseee.

rain~ma for o_a.

boob~ma for Cash.

clue~ma for Fay's student's dad.

Re: the McSweeney's link, I like neither Wuthering Heights nor Twilight, but mixing the two made for the funny.

Xposting (sort of) from Natter - And thou desirest a holiday salutation from yours truly, pray make thy domicile knownst to me by virtue of the address which is called profile.