I want to torture you. I used to love it, and it's been a long time. I mean, the last time I tortured someone, they didn't even have chainsaws.

Angel ,'Chosen'


Natter 64: Yes, we still need you  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Vortex - Dec 08, 2009 7:50:03 am PST #23616 of 30001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

I own no christmas clothing. I used to own a santa hat, but I left it in a cab after a drunken santa bar crawl about 5 years ago (I was an elf)


§ ita § - Dec 08, 2009 7:50:11 am PST #23617 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

maybe you should think about what the weather is where you are, versus the NINE DEGREES that it is here right now before you mock me

You would be hard-pressed to convince me that they don't make warm clothing without Christmas imagery. I managed in Montreal without it.

I mock, oh, I will mock. Anything to make today go smoother.

I also wear a Santa hat as my winter hat for soemtimes the whole week up to Christmas.

Colin used to do that in Montreal. Totally not a warm enough choice given the weather. Never got it.


Dana - Dec 08, 2009 7:51:18 am PST #23618 of 30001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

The socks aren't warm. They are my attempt to make myself FEEL BETTER.

t sulks in her freezing coldness


Frankenbuddha - Dec 08, 2009 7:51:30 am PST #23619 of 30001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Love the Google logo today.


msbelle - Dec 08, 2009 7:51:58 am PST #23620 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

My Santa hat is actually really warm and if need be, I wear my cashmere liner underneath it.


Jesse - Dec 08, 2009 7:52:16 am PST #23621 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I used to wear holiday-themed earrings (Halloween, Christmas, Valentine's Day), but no longer. I have some Christmas pajamas, but that's it.


JZ - Dec 08, 2009 7:53:07 am PST #23622 of 30001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

6 Adorable Cat Behaviors With Shockingly Evil Explanations

In whose crazy world are #s 5 and 3 adorable?

As for the rest...so, it turns out that cats are not tiny hirsute human babies, they are meat-eating mammals who aren't particularly intimidating without some special effects, aren't particularly big enough to get by in the big old world without some assistance from bigger mammals, and therefore try to ingratiate themselves with and manipulate the bigger mammals since they're too puny to bully them? I remain unshocked.


P.M. Marc - Dec 08, 2009 7:54:58 am PST #23623 of 30001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Seattle is TOO COLD. 22 degrees? WTF?

Studies also show that the chances of inheriting curly hair is around 90 per cent.

From the curly gene link. Do they mean if both parents have curly hair? Because I'm feeling REALLY CHEATED right now.


Calli - Dec 08, 2009 7:55:53 am PST #23624 of 30001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

I have some socks with poinsettias on them. I use to have a sweatshirt with Christmasy bears on it, but that's long since been retired. Mostly I express my Yuletide spirit through a bit of jewelry--a holiday stocking pin or earrings made like wee wreathes.

I have a blue, long-sleeved t-shirt with some snowflakes on it, but that's more winter-season than holiday-centric.


sarameg - Dec 08, 2009 7:56:00 am PST #23625 of 30001

I lasted 30 minutes at the holiday party. Ate some bread very carefully, but got really sick of answering "Why aren't you eating?" So, done.