I used to wear holiday-themed earrings (Halloween, Christmas, Valentine's Day), but no longer. I have some Christmas pajamas, but that's it.

6 Adorable Cat Behaviors With Shockingly Evil Explanations

In whose crazy world are #s 5 and 3 adorable?

As for the rest...so, it turns out that cats are not tiny hirsute human babies, they are meat-eating mammals who aren't particularly intimidating without some special effects, aren't particularly big enough to get by in the big old world without some assistance from bigger mammals, and therefore try to ingratiate themselves with and manipulate the bigger mammals since they're too puny to bully them? I remain unshocked.

Seattle is TOO COLD. 22 degrees? WTF?

Studies also show that the chances of inheriting curly hair is around 90 per cent.

From the curly gene link. Do they mean if both parents have curly hair? Because I'm feeling REALLY CHEATED right now.

I have some socks with poinsettias on them. I use to have a sweatshirt with Christmasy bears on it, but that's long since been retired. Mostly I express my Yuletide spirit through a bit of jewelry--a holiday stocking pin or earrings made like wee wreathes.

I have a blue, long-sleeved t-shirt with some snowflakes on it, but that's more winter-season than holiday-centric.

I lasted 30 minutes at the holiday party. Ate some bread very carefully, but got really sick of answering "Why aren't you eating?" So, done.

6 Adorable Cat Behaviors With Shockingly Evil Explanations

And for #4 -- just what is wrong with being claimed as a cat's property?

(Not to mention for #6 -- I meow back. When you have multiple cats, it helps to know a few dialects of feline.)

(Edited to add what I'm referring to.)

Can everyone else who wears holiday-themed clothing please stand up so I can look at you funny? Also, please state which holidays you observe sartorially.

Lessee. I have an angel pin (made from recycled metal, natch) that I wear on my wool coat around Xmas. I'm not an angel person, but it resembles the infamous Angel "lobster" logo so it amuses me.

I have Xmas and Chanukkah socks. I have Halloween socks (multiple pairs).

I also have a Yarmaclaus that I got during the whole The OC Chismukkah thing. I usally wear it to decorate the Xmas tree, or sometimes when lighting Chanukkah candles.

Other than that, I will wear green on St. Paddy's Day if I remember.

I own no holiday sweaters, and I don't ever plan to own any.

I wear holiday theme socks on occasion. It's more about liking oddball socks than about any particular holiday. My santa hat was a gimme at a Packer game and only comes out for subsequent X-mas time games.

I also wear a Santa hat as my winter hat for soemtimes the whole week up to Christmas.

I saw a police horse wearing a Santa hat yesterday. Too cute.

It's more about liking oddball socks than about any particular holiday.

Yes, this. I actually own relatively few pairs of socks that don't feature stripes, or skulls, or something. Unlike Seely Booth, I do not wear a belt buckle that says "Cocky."

Oh but you so should.