For the steampunk toddler in your life.
Heh. I was just looking at that earlier.
There really aren't any steampunk toddler in my life. Perhaps I should change that?
"Steampunk Toddler Army" could be a band name....
I didn't create the troll. I didn't date the troll. In fact I hate the troll. I helped deflate the troll-- All done.
Willow ,'Potential'
Natter 64: Yes, we still need you
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Dec 02, 2009 6:59:32 am PST #22418 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Jessica - Dec 02, 2009 7:00:58 am PST #22419 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
I want this drink NAO PLZ - Fernet Old-Fashioned. Nom nom nom nom nom.
Vortex - Dec 02, 2009 7:31:21 am PST #22420 of 30001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
I was trying to wait for the new Good Riddance thread, but I just can't any more. I got my gift yesterday! Yay slacking! Lovely Fernet and a book Cooking with Fernet Branca, which I actually thought was a cookbook for a second, but looks really entertaining. I'm saving it for the trip to Florida with my mother next week, because I'm sure I'll need a laugh or two. Also, warm socks from Alaska with POLAR BEARS ON THEM. And a polar bear keychain that I might have to put on my work keys so that I can just jingle it when someone is annoying me and know that I'm really calling them a polar bear :) oh, oh, and SOAP. Beautiful handmade soaps in sweet nectar and honey, oats, and creme that smell really good. THANK YOU DREW!!!!!!!
(x posted to Bitches)
Jesse - Dec 02, 2009 7:35:49 am PST #22421 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
This afternoon, I'm going to my mother's office for some interesting-sounding talk, which should be fun. I just told my boss I'll be out, so I'm sure she thinks I have an interview. A little psychological tactic....
§ ita § - Dec 02, 2009 7:38:17 am PST #22422 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
It's cheating, isn't it, to go up to the executive floor and take the nice tea bags? But green tea with mango is nummier than anything we have down here.
I'm wearing a short skirt today. My primary concern is ripping my tights. My secondary concern is appearing a hussy. It has been forever since I've shown this much (albeit betighted) leg above the knee.
What's the talk about, Jesse?
Zenkitty - Dec 02, 2009 7:40:55 am PST #22423 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
Embrace your inner hussy, ita!
Jesse - Dec 02, 2009 7:42:44 am PST #22424 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
What's the talk about, Jesse?
A book about Title IX, I think. I dunno, my mom gave me an excuse to get out of the house, so I took it!
Tom Scola - Dec 02, 2009 7:43:29 am PST #22425 of 30001
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.
There are rumors that the NYS legislature will pass a bill allowing gay marriage today.
§ ita § - Dec 02, 2009 7:43:50 am PST #22426 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Embrace your inner hussy, ita!
Oh, you should see what I'm willing to wear on my days off. Mutton dressed as lamb indeed. But I'm getting more and more conservative at work. I noticed that more than half my skirts are mid-calf or longer. My boss probably thought I was Amish.
Which is totally plausible.
Skirts I wear in my free time look more like belts and if I wear tights they tend to have dragons on them or say things like BITCH.
eta:
my mom gave me an excuse to get out of the house, so I took it!
You're so good about that. Even when I wasn't having headaches I couldn't be arsed.
DavidS - Dec 02, 2009 7:47:03 am PST #22427 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
It's cheating, isn't it, to go up to the executive floor and take the nice tea bags?
But it's the good kind of cheating that everybody should do. 'Cuz you're sticking it to the man.