'Dear Diary, Today I was pompous and my sister was crazy.' 'Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever.'

Jayne ,'Safe'


Natter 64: Yes, we still need you  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jessica - Dec 01, 2009 9:37:41 am PST #22213 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I occasionally use speakerphone in my open cube, but I have the cube at the end of the row and the two desks next to me are empty.


Hil R. - Dec 01, 2009 9:38:34 am PST #22214 of 30001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Charities in Houston asking for proof of immigration status before giving donated toys to poor kids: [link]


Jesse - Dec 01, 2009 9:39:18 am PST #22215 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Oh, America. I just watched two people standing inside their closet (with a camera crew!) talking about how tiny it is.


tommyrot - Dec 01, 2009 9:40:18 am PST #22216 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Business model of the week: charging high prices for really bad Photoshopping

Huh. I wonder if they have a discount for pets.


Steph L. - Dec 01, 2009 9:40:29 am PST #22217 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Business model of the week: charging high prices for really bad Photoshopping

I could totally do that!


DavidS - Dec 01, 2009 9:40:45 am PST #22218 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Charities in Houston asking for proof of immigration status before giving donated toys to poor kids: [link]

How...Christlike! I'm sure Santa would approve!


tommyrot - Dec 01, 2009 9:41:33 am PST #22219 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

How...Christlike! I'm sure Santa would approve!

I bet that's what caused Giant!Brazilian!Santa go go up in flames....


Stephanie - Dec 01, 2009 9:42:10 am PST #22220 of 30001
Trust my rage

Charities in Houston asking for proof of immigration status before giving donated toys to poor kids:

That is just wrong. And dumb because very few people come here illegally with very young kids. I mean, it happens, but it's really rare.


Jessica - Dec 01, 2009 9:42:13 am PST #22221 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I just watched two people standing inside their closet (with a camera crew!) talking about how tiny it is.

Bwah!


Gudanov - Dec 01, 2009 9:42:55 am PST #22222 of 30001
Coding and Sleeping

I could totally do that!

I don't know if people will pay to have their head photoshopped onto Batman.

No, what am I saying? Of course, people will pay for that.