Zoe: Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing? Book: Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps.

'War Stories'


Natter 64: Yes, we still need you  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


ChiKat - Dec 01, 2009 9:34:31 am PST #22209 of 30001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Isn't it basic open office layout etiquette to not have speakerphone conversations in your cube?

Absolutely. I had a co-worker who used to speakerphone everything and talk really loud. For about 3 weeks and then I snapped and politely but firmly told her to stop it.


tommyrot - Dec 01, 2009 9:35:02 am PST #22210 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

It looks like Christmas will have to be canceled this year.

Santacon Meets Burning Man As Giant Santa Catches on Fire in Brazil

More photos: [link]

Wow, Santa really produces a lot of black smoke once he gets burning....


Jesse - Dec 01, 2009 9:35:46 am PST #22211 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

A friend of mine used to check her voicemail on speaker from her cube, until another friend left her a reall dirty voicemail. To get her to stop doing that!


Typo Boy - Dec 01, 2009 9:37:22 am PST #22212 of 30001
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

Business model of the week: charging high prices for really bad Photoshopping


Jessica - Dec 01, 2009 9:37:41 am PST #22213 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I occasionally use speakerphone in my open cube, but I have the cube at the end of the row and the two desks next to me are empty.


Hil R. - Dec 01, 2009 9:38:34 am PST #22214 of 30001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Charities in Houston asking for proof of immigration status before giving donated toys to poor kids: [link]


Jesse - Dec 01, 2009 9:39:18 am PST #22215 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Oh, America. I just watched two people standing inside their closet (with a camera crew!) talking about how tiny it is.


tommyrot - Dec 01, 2009 9:40:18 am PST #22216 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Business model of the week: charging high prices for really bad Photoshopping

Huh. I wonder if they have a discount for pets.


Steph L. - Dec 01, 2009 9:40:29 am PST #22217 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Business model of the week: charging high prices for really bad Photoshopping

I could totally do that!


DavidS - Dec 01, 2009 9:40:45 am PST #22218 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Charities in Houston asking for proof of immigration status before giving donated toys to poor kids: [link]

How...Christlike! I'm sure Santa would approve!