In fact, I called our pre-practice workouts "The Ministry of Silly Walks" and the players duck walked from home to first, then did a side-step crossover to second, then a side ways jumping jack to go from second to third, and the high kicking walk from third to home.

That's fantastic.

Regular old kicks just makes me think of side-kicks, or soccer kicking.

Walking kicks doesn't conjure it for you?

New Guy's meeting was to start at 10. He's still at his desk. The other attendees are at their desks too. He has us well trained. I'm not moving before he does. There's no point. I have other stuff to do.

Including this.

ita, you need to shoot New Guy with a GPS tracker thingie, and then develop a web-based application so we can all track his movements through our computers.

but not at night and not a Friday night.

This is a big movie going weekend, too.

Walking kicks doesn't conjure it for you?

I guess walking kicks could mean you do a side-kick with every step.

If it's a small enough meeting I say mention to the other folks to get there on time and start without him. That or envoke the 10/15 min rule and if he is later than that cancel the meeting. It astounds me that no one above him has called him on his unprofessionalism.

I guess walking kicks could mean you do a side-kick with every step.

What does "walking leg kick" have in it that means you don't?

tommy, thing is, he doesn't move. I always know where he is, it's just never in the meeting room.

He had me take over a meeting for him yesterday because he was out ill. Turns out he never sent out invitations or booked a room, so I had to cram us into the worst conference room at the last minute. He swears he had sent out a recurring meeting that must have gotten yanked. Weird thing is, I never received it. I wonder if any of the other attendees have.

Still, no motion towards the meeting. And I know he has a 10:30.

It astounds me that no one above him has called him on his unprofessionalism.

They don't know, although they must have noticed him coming late to the meetings they call.

ita, you need to shoot New Guy with a GPS tracker thingie, and then develop a web-based application so we can all track his movements through our computers.

Maybe a website like isitsaturday.net but IsNewGuyLateForHisMeeting.com

He should not have a job, or at least not this one. Why he offends me so much I am not sure.

What does "walking leg kick" have in it that means you don't?

Oh, it doesn't, really. Hec said it was just as imprecise. Maybe it emphasizes the leg over the foot?

He should not have a job, or at least not this one. Why he offends me so much I am not sure.

Because people who actually would show up on time for things don't have jobs.