Anya, the Shopkeepers of America called. They wanted me to tell you that 'please go' just got replaced with 'have a nice day.'

Xander ,'Selfless'


Natter 64: Yes, we still need you  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


DavidS - Nov 25, 2009 7:45:57 am PST #21326 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

MOMA is a good idea. Maybe a treat at a local cafe too.

Interesting article suggesting that stretching and flexibility are (a) overrated and (b) mostly genetic.

Last year all the Little League Coaches got a seminar on pre-practice workouts and they emphasized that static stretching was only for cooling off afterwards, that they wanted us to get everybody moving beforehand: run laps, do duck walks and walking leg kicks.


Polter-Cow - Nov 25, 2009 7:46:37 am PST #21327 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

leg kicks

What other kind of kicks are there?


tommyrot - Nov 25, 2009 7:48:14 am PST #21328 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Teenage.


Steph L. - Nov 25, 2009 7:49:28 am PST #21329 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

leg kicks

What other kind of kicks are there?

GPS system!

Sorry, unrelated pedantry shout-out.

Which, BTW, I heard a reporter on NPR say "GPS system" yesterday! Oh, NPR. Please don't start talking like I do.


Sue - Nov 25, 2009 7:52:06 am PST #21330 of 30001
hip deep in pie

What other kind of kicks are there?

I get my kicks above the waistline Sunshine.


Jesse - Nov 25, 2009 7:52:16 am PST #21331 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

but not at night and not a Friday night.

Oh yeah, that's a really good point.


Lee - Nov 25, 2009 7:58:43 am PST #21332 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

I had to look up the exact quote because of an LJ entry, and now "As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly" (from WKRP's Thanksgiving fiasco episode) keeps going through my head.

I hope no one comes in my office as I am giggling to myself.


DavidS - Nov 25, 2009 7:59:45 am PST #21333 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Yeah, I don't know why but "walking leg kicks" conjures the image to my mind, but it's still not accurate. You're walking and with each step you kick your extended leg as high as you can until it touches your outstretched hand. Regular old kicks just makes me think of side-kicks, or soccer kicking.

Anyway, the effect is like a cross between aerobic Frankenstein and John Cleese. In fact, I called our pre-practice workouts "The Ministry of Silly Walks" and the players duck walked from home to first, then did a side-step crossover to second, then a side ways jumping jack to go from second to third, and the high kicking walk from third to home.


-t - Nov 25, 2009 8:00:50 am PST #21334 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

In fact, I called our pre-practice workouts "The Ministry of Silly Walks" and the players duck walked from home to first, then did a side-step crossover to second, then a side ways jumping jack to go from second to third, and the high kicking walk from third to home.

That's fantastic.


§ ita § - Nov 25, 2009 8:06:54 am PST #21335 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Regular old kicks just makes me think of side-kicks, or soccer kicking.

Walking kicks doesn't conjure it for you?

New Guy's meeting was to start at 10. He's still at his desk. The other attendees are at their desks too. He has us well trained. I'm not moving before he does. There's no point. I have other stuff to do.

Including this.