Announcement: Trader Joe's has dark chocolate-covered caramels with sea salt. (They're with all the Christmas-themed sweet goodies.)
Analysis: I think I just had a religious experience.
'Out Of Gas'
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Announcement: Trader Joe's has dark chocolate-covered caramels with sea salt. (They're with all the Christmas-themed sweet goodies.)
Analysis: I think I just had a religious experience.
As my therapist once said, when I said much the same thing about a friend of mine, "Yes, but he's not you. Stop expecting people to think the way you do." That was a HUGE thing for me.
Can I please tattoo this on people's hands? Or maybe backwards on their foreheads? I have a list ...
I'm surrounded by such geeks. I've been hearing excited muttering for the past few minutes, with things like "trends" and "handle times", as someone who's gotten their hands on months of production numbers parses data. Finally, in an abased voice, "My wife would so be making fun of me right now. Me geeking out over a giant data set. She has no appreciation for giant data sets!" His neighbor: "She may have a point, dude."
Said neighbor, also a few minutes ago, generated a goodly thump and a muttered "ow." He just said to a new arrival: "Dude! Look what I found on my head!" New arrival: "Is that blood?" "Yeah! I should go to the bathroom."
Holidays with bored tech support people.
Announcement: Trader Joe's has dark chocolate-covered caramels with sea salt. (They're with all the Christmas-themed sweet goodies.)
AHHHHHHHH I just got back from there and didn't think to look for them. Rats.
I'm going to have that Christian Side Hug song in my head for a while now. That shit's gangster!
My favorite part of the Christian Side Hug rap is the line "or you'll be riding home in a coma!" Because I totally remember that part of the New Testament where Jesus hates hugs but advocates random acts of violence.
Trader Joe's has dark chocolate-covered caramels with sea salt.
Oh. My. Goodness.
::grabbyhands::
Because I totally remember that part of the New Testament where Jesus hates hugs but advocates random acts of violence.
Sure, Matthew 25:40.
And the King shall answer and say unto them, Verily I say unto you, Inasmuch as ye have gratuitously whapped the crap out of one of the least of these my brethren, ye have done it unto me.
Now I am picturing Jesus and the Apostles doing the Christian side-hug rap. And side hugging. I am pretty sure Jesus front-hugged, and I am, in general, anti hugging.
I just googled "Lady Gaga" and the top headline was "Taylor Swift Tops Michael Jackson." BAD mental picture!