River: You gave up everything you had. Simon: [Chinese] Everything I have is right here.

'Safe'


Natter 64: Yes, we still need you  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Nov 20, 2009 6:17:33 am PST #20440 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I've spent precious little time where it was illegal for me to drink (or at least where remotely enforced--I'm sure Jamaica had a drinking age, but it's so far down on the list of things to prosecute), and alcohol was always readily available, including at home. We weren't mixing up cocktails when we got home from school, or anything, but my sister was drinking wine with meals when she was around ten. I didn't know people drank egg nog without alcohol until I went to university. Unalcoholic cider was an American weirdness. I'm not sure when it occurred to me that rum punch was alcoholised fruit punch. It was a whole different (lifelong) constant for me.

All that being said, I didn't get hammered until about sixteen. We decided to have one of every cocktail on the menu. Good god, the bed spins. It was rough.

Paled in the face of the binge underage drinking I witnessed when I moved to Michigan, but those relatives are perhaps not the best people to gauge any excesses by. I did feel dirty buying for them, though.


tommyrot - Nov 20, 2009 6:20:13 am PST #20441 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Hamster Hotel lets you live like a rodent

A hamster-themed hotel in Nantes, France, offers rooms and layouts inspired by hamster-cages. Rooms have hamster wheels, the food is all grains and seeds, the water comes out of hamster bottles, etc.


tommyrot - Nov 20, 2009 6:21:28 am PST #20442 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Awww... who's a cute widdle coelacanth?

First photo of baby coelacanth

Above is the world's first photograph of a baby coelacanth, recently taken by Japanese researchers off Indonesia's Sulawesi Island. A cryptozoology favorite, coelacanths were thought to have been extinct for 65 million years until one was found alive in 1938.


Jessica - Nov 20, 2009 6:23:03 am PST #20443 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

A hamster-themed hotel in Nantes, France, offers rooms and layouts inspired by hamster-cages. Rooms have hamster wheels, the food is all grains and seeds, the water comes out of hamster bottles, etc.

The scary thing is that someone, somewhere is reading this and thinking "FINALLY!!"


flea - Nov 20, 2009 6:25:09 am PST #20444 of 30001
information libertarian

AIFG!


Ginger - Nov 20, 2009 6:27:40 am PST #20445 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

The scary thing is that someone, somewhere is reading this and thinking "FINALLY!!"

AIFG


erikaj - Nov 20, 2009 6:28:30 am PST #20446 of 30001
Always Anti-fascist!

The funniest thing about seeing that on Countdown yesterday was seeing KO gently broach the topic of furries. "Um, I think some of the local-news coverage , um, misses the point of this one."


Zenkitty - Nov 20, 2009 6:39:23 am PST #20447 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

KO gently broach the topic of furries

The fact that KO even knows about furries (and doesn't make fun of them) makes me like him even more.


tommyrot - Nov 20, 2009 6:42:00 am PST #20448 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Dung Fungus Provides New Evidence in Mammoth Extinction

I only posted this because "Dung Fungus" would be an awesome band name....


erikaj - Nov 20, 2009 6:50:31 am PST #20449 of 30001
Always Anti-fascist!

There was a little mockage, but just a touch, zenkitty. What he said was like "Monty Python sketches aside, the local news coverage misses the point if they treat this as a joke...the fact is there are consenting adults that like to take other consenting adults on the big hamster wheel..." God, I about died. But he didn't blush, so I guess it was a *little* funny. It's so hot when he gets all flustered, like by Musto.