Get up...get up, you stupid piece of... What did you do that for? What's wrong with you? Didn't you hear a word he said? All of you! You think there's someone just going to drop money on you?! Money they could use?! Well, there ain't people like that. There's just people like me.

Jayne ,'Jaynestown'


Natter 64: Yes, we still need you  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Nov 20, 2009 6:42:00 am PST #20448 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Dung Fungus Provides New Evidence in Mammoth Extinction

I only posted this because "Dung Fungus" would be an awesome band name....


erikaj - Nov 20, 2009 6:50:31 am PST #20449 of 30001
Always Anti-fascist!

There was a little mockage, but just a touch, zenkitty. What he said was like "Monty Python sketches aside, the local news coverage misses the point if they treat this as a joke...the fact is there are consenting adults that like to take other consenting adults on the big hamster wheel..." God, I about died. But he didn't blush, so I guess it was a *little* funny. It's so hot when he gets all flustered, like by Musto.


DavidS - Nov 20, 2009 7:10:45 am PST #20450 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Thus I became the designated driver like everywhere.

Awww, I knew it. Gud was Lloyd Dobler.

Like Zen, the drinking age was 18 when I was growing up so it was nothing to go into a 7-11 and buy beer or wine when we were 16.

Lots of drinking and pot in high school. There were a fair number of heavy pot smokers in Junior High, and Emmett reports that's also so in his Middle School.

The only drug I abused was speed, and that was in college and that was to stay up all night to write papers.

Speed has kind of a skeezy, white trash drug reputation but I loved taking it and reading Nietzsche. I liked the way it came on, like prickly fingers spreading over your brain and then suddenly your synapses were firing smooth and fast. So much easier on the body than caffeine.

But I've only done it once recreationally, which was going out dancing with my friend in NYC and we planned on being out until the wee hours.


Jessica - Nov 20, 2009 7:14:15 am PST #20451 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Canadian scientists invent freeze ray:

Canadian boffins say they have developed a fearsome paralysis ray technology which caused test animals zapped with it to "turn blue and become paralysed". The effect is claimed to be "reversible", but is often fatal.

Chemistry prof Neil Branda and his colleagues achieved their startling effects by drugging their test animals with a fearsome ultraviolet-sensitive concoction, which they refer to as a "Photocontrolled Molecular Switch" - effectively a deadly remotely-activated poison.

Having stuffed their victims with this terrifying compound, the boffins then "irradiated" them with a particular wavelength of ultraviolet rays. This tripped the UV-sensitive "switch" compound, causing instant flaccidity and empurplement.

Branda and his pals then tried out the reversibility part of the kit, zapping the creatures with a different ray intended to turn off the switch and return to them control of their own bodies.

This didn't work nearly as well. "Many [of the test subjects] lived through the paralyze-unparalyze cycle", report the boffins.


tommyrot - Nov 20, 2009 7:15:01 am PST #20452 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Speed makes me grind my teeth. I mean, hypothetically. If I were to do speed.

Still, I have fond memories of a New Years Eve Cramps show in San Francisco....


Lee - Nov 20, 2009 7:15:02 am PST #20453 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

What are people doing this weekend?


tommyrot - Nov 20, 2009 7:15:32 am PST #20454 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Not speed.


Dana - Nov 20, 2009 7:17:16 am PST #20455 of 30001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Canadian boffins say they have developed a fearsome paralysis ray technology

What the hell are boffins, and should I be afraid of them?


Jessica - Nov 20, 2009 7:18:12 am PST #20456 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Boffins = Scientists, in British.


Glamcookie - Nov 20, 2009 7:19:02 am PST #20457 of 30001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

High school (graduated in 88) was mostly about drinking for me, but I also did whip-its (my friend's mom managed a cooking store!), acid a couple of times, and smoked a little pot. In college, my roommate and I did our fair share of E (OMG love- that is a dangerous drug as there was no downside I could see/feel), I tried coke a couple of times (hated it), and accidentally tried meth once (at a party where they said it was coke - I was an emotional wreck the next day).

It has been many many years since I did anything harder than alcohol and I plan to keep it that way. I guess I was a little wild? Here's hoping my baby boy is more like most of you Buffistas and not as interested in experimentation as his Mama was.