Did I say "when I was in HS"? I mean, umm, when someone who once met my sister was in HS.

I thought Kat meant these: [link]

NOT THAT I EVER DID THAT.

hahahaha. Now we know the truth about Amy.

Then again, how else would I know that the kid twitching and cowering the elevator corner with the can of spray air (you know? the keyboard cleaning stuff) was really doing drugs?

This may be why I'd never be a good hs teacher: I never was a properly normal hs-er.

Did I mention I saw all the Twihards camped out in front of the theatre in the pouring rain this morning waiting for tonight's show? They were so cute.

You know if one of my HS friends was acting like that in an elevator, there would have been a 50% chance that they were high. They could have been just acting.

My friend's son refused to speak in Farsi, even though his dad always tried to speak to him in that language. I'm sure he picked some up even if he didn't want to.

My lecturer, apropos of nothing, is married to an Iranian woman. Farsi is apparently a nemesis of his; more precisely, although his wife and his MiL both speak English perfectly well, they will still speak in Farsi even if he's around, thus excluding him from the conversation. That does strike me as rude. (I'm largely excluded from Wallybee's intrafamily conversations too, but her parents have limited English. Someone's going to be excluded, I'm fine with it being me. I can tell, however, that her dad's had a lot to say about Obama's visit to China.)

Did I say "when I was in HS"? I mean, umm, when someone who once met my sister was in HS.

Exactly! Not you or me at all!

We did them all proper-like in college. I dimly recall it being a fun night. We might've moved on to harder stuff after we ran out of whipped cream related devices.

I can speak with authority on a small, select handful of intoxicants thanks to my college years. My one regret is that I never tried E.

Did I mention I saw all the Twihards camped out in front of the theatre in the pouring rain this morning waiting for tonight's show? They were so cute.

One of my coworkers went to a movie tonight and said that some people in the Twilight line were weeping, clearly overwhelmed with anticipation.

oh sorry. I should have seen in the corner by the elevator. Also when asked, he had no good explanation as to where he was headed (he mentioned a teacher on the 3rd floor....but he doesn't have access to keys or the elevator and there was no stairwell nearby) and he was coming from a teacher on the 4th floor. I'm on the 2nd floor, so that seems a roundabout route even to me.

But yeah. It wasn't as good as the teacher who got the kid who smelled like unsmoked pot... he had a whole bunch sewn into the liner of his jacket and a wad of cash so apparently he was also selling.