Yeah, I could do that, but I'm paralyzed with not caring very much.

Spike ,'Showtime'


Natter 64: Yes, we still need you  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


sarameg - Nov 19, 2009 1:55:56 pm PST #20322 of 30001

Amy, it's indoor, but I guess regulations state that if there's lightning, they have to close until there's been none for 30 minutes. By the time they reopen (I haven't seen any more lightning in the last half hour, but more might be coming) it's too late for me, and even if it wasn't, lessons take over until 8 or so. And I left work early to avoid that!

It's what I get for crowing how I'd only not swum 2 days in almost 3 months!

Jesse, what did you put down it? Unless you were grinding up spoons, a disposal that quits probably needs looking at. But check your breakers.

I'm also of the "other people can do it" school. But I don't and won't eat lobster or crabs (no principles, I just don't like them.)


Jesse - Nov 19, 2009 1:56:01 pm PST #20323 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Thanks, Typo. I feel pretty comfortable sticking my hand in the disposal! But I also discovered that I can unplug this one easily, so that's good.


msbelle - Nov 19, 2009 2:02:18 pm PST #20324 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

disposals

something else to add to the pro column for moving.


Sue - Nov 19, 2009 2:02:25 pm PST #20325 of 30001
hip deep in pie

A lengthy comedy of tragic errors later, we had to boil it because nothing I could do to it would make it die.

Lobster have some kind of crazy primitive nervous system which means that they can feel pain even after being cut up, or so says David Foster Wallace. [link] That's why it wouldn't say die.


Jesse - Nov 19, 2009 2:08:48 pm PST #20326 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

something else to add to the pro column for moving.

Indeed.


Jessica - Nov 19, 2009 2:10:44 pm PST #20327 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Lobester have some kind of crazy primitive nervous system which means that they can feel pain even after being cut up

Though "feel pain" is a debatable term for a creature without a frontal cortex. Lobsters flail if you try to kill them, but that doesn't mean they have emotions. (Hey, let's get into a philosophical argument over the definition of pain! Or not.)

I've only ever boiled lobsters, and the method I was taught (and the one used by my Mainer neighbors) was just to drop them into the pot alive and close the lid. You can stab them in the head with a chef's knife first if the sound of flailing lobsters in the pot bothers you, but it's really more for the cook's comfort than the food.


Amy - Nov 19, 2009 2:14:30 pm PST #20328 of 30001
Because books.

My sister-in-law's ex-husband once chased me around with a live lobster, because he was a dick (I was eighteen and a little uncomfortable about the snapping claws). I still ate it, even though it would have been more satisfying if his head had wound up in the pot.

My dad isn't a vegetarian by any stretch, but after years spent on his grandmother's farm watching chickens being killed, he won't watch any kind of horror movie.


sarameg - Nov 19, 2009 2:16:56 pm PST #20329 of 30001

I need to install a disposal. Cleaning the drain strainer gets old.

I got the stupid garbage folk today. They ignored my recycling. OK, so I don't have a yellow bucket. But I'm not required to! It just has to be marked recycling. Which mine is. I swear. Morons.


§ ita § - Nov 19, 2009 2:18:14 pm PST #20330 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

The recipe I was trying to follow was from Fanny Farmer, if memory serves. I tried to sever everything between the head and the thorax (I know I'm getting the terminology wrong) and the thing was leaking fluid all over the place, but it wouldn't stop moving no matter where I ended up sticking the knife. And Colin was just being a bastard, taunting me with my failure to be expeditious. Some gratitude for free lobster. Every time I thought I'd succeeded and it could be prepared for grilling he managed to stimulate it back to waving at us. At least he got trapped holding the next one as it tried to snap at him while I answered the phone. There was a whole lot of shrieking going on.

In the end we boiled them, but we did consider freeing them in the St Laurent first. And then decided that was a fate worse than either death or dismemberment on my kitchen counter.


javachik - Nov 19, 2009 2:26:22 pm PST #20331 of 30001
Our wings are not tired.

Sue, thanks for linking that. Very interesting article.