I want to torture you. I used to love it, and it's been a long time. I mean, the last time I tortured someone, they didn't even have chainsaws.

Angel ,'Chosen'


Natter 64: Yes, we still need you  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Polter-Cow - Nov 19, 2009 7:03:05 am PST #20214 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

I just noticed that one of my potential students lives in Niceville, Florida. NICEVILLE?

I've been there! I had a fantastic po' boy.


§ ita § - Nov 19, 2009 7:04:16 am PST #20215 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I think if you can expect the cops to take action because your kid won't shower it's fair for a kid to think cops will take action because they are banned from their XBox.


smonster - Nov 19, 2009 7:12:20 am PST #20216 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Oh, they're all assholes there.

I got mugged in Nice, France. Still have a wee scar in the middle of my forehead, and that was 14 years ago.


Kathy A - Nov 19, 2009 7:14:01 am PST #20217 of 30001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

I'm trying to figure out if I should sign up for a health savings account for next year. Between needing new glasses after New Years, finally getting my ass over to the dentist for a long-delayed cleaning, and having surgery, I probably should save at least the tax on those expenses, right?


§ ita § - Nov 19, 2009 7:17:37 am PST #20218 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I probably should save at least the tax on those expenses, right?

I don't see a down side. If it's the sort of savings account that I'm used to it also makes the full amount available to you before you've finished contributing to it even if you never finish contributing to it. Just make sure there's nothing left to roll over.


Dana - Nov 19, 2009 7:18:45 am PST #20219 of 30001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

I probably should save at least the tax on those expenses, right?

Yes. And ita's right about the full amount being available to you even if you change jobs before the end of the year.


ChiKat - Nov 19, 2009 7:20:37 am PST #20220 of 30001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

And ita's right about the full amount being available to you even if you change jobs before the end of the year

Kind of. The full amount is available as long as the purchases were made prior to your termination date. I left my job this year and the official termination date was 6/8/09. I could make claims on the full amount as long as all the purchases were made on or before 6/8/09.


-t - Nov 19, 2009 7:21:16 am PST #20221 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I think so, Kathy. The pre-tax savings is nice to have in general, and since you know you'll have those expenses, I don't really see a downside.


Jessica - Nov 19, 2009 7:22:46 am PST #20222 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

It took me a few years to get my FSA deduction in line with my actual expenses, but the tax savings are pretty sweet.


§ ita § - Nov 19, 2009 7:26:55 am PST #20223 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

If you have expenses whose cost and dates you can predict, do the math and sock away as much as you can afford. I tended to put away my deductibles plus a little more, but you can spend it on pharmacy purchases as well. I never got organised enough to do that, not least of all because it took years for my meds to stabilise.

I swear all that talk of vasovagal episodes in Bitches has made them come back for me. Curses. I just stretched (sitting down!) and got light headed. I've been so much better with them since I started working.