Pinch Dylan REALLY hard as you're walking up to the gate and watch the people clamour to switch their seat.
HAHAHAHAHAHA. I mean, no, that would be mean.
I should totally write a parenting book.
River: I know you have questions. Mal: That would be why I just asked them.
'Objects In Space'
Natter 64: Yes, we still need you
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Aims - Nov 19, 2009 5:36:08 am PST #20179 of 30001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Jessica - Nov 19, 2009 5:37:46 am PST #20180 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
tommyrot - Nov 19, 2009 5:38:33 am PST #20181 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Ooh, it's by the Bunny Suicide guy!
On the heels of his runaway Bunny Suicides books, cartoonist Andy Riley turns his irreverent wit to another group of small creatures that lurk among us seemingly everywhere: children.
From the benign (every ant you meet must be named) to the truly cruel (Ronald McDonald is dead!), each hilarious cartoon has a tall tale to educate children and entertain wicked adults everywhere.
Heh.
Aims - Nov 19, 2009 5:38:46 am PST #20182 of 30001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
I totally need that book!!!
msbelle - Nov 19, 2009 5:40:27 am PST #20183 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
SOMEONE STOLE MY FOOD OUT OF THE FREEZER!! THIS IS A FUCKING LARGE BANK, WTF PEOPLE, YOU HAVE MONEY. God I hate tacky no manner having self-entitled crapweasels and the air they use. Using all my strength not to put up a note.
Aims - Nov 19, 2009 5:44:05 am PST #20184 of 30001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Put the note up, msbelle. I've had to do that in the past. Was it a frozen box meal? Get an image of it from the internets and make a flyer and pass it around the office.
MISSING: FROZEN MEAL!!! ANSWERS TO THE NAME OF "MINE - NOT YOURS" PLEASE RETURN MEAL OR MONEY TO RIGHTFUL OWNER! NO REWARD OFFERED AS YOU ALREADY ATE MY LUNCH!
tommyrot - Nov 19, 2009 5:44:11 am PST #20185 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
"If you utter the trigger word 'Badminton' to your grandmother...",
"...her original programming will activate and she will kill all humans."
Heh.
msbelle - Nov 19, 2009 5:47:52 am PST #20186 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
It was the last breakfast sandwich from a larger box. I have one every 2-3 days and my last name was written in large black letters in two places on the box. AND THEY LEFT THE EMPTY BOX IN THERE!!
I am the lowest pay level in the bank too. It's either someone who knows it was mine and did it on purpose, or just a complete asshole.
Jesse - Nov 19, 2009 5:50:51 am PST #20187 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
That is so bad, msbelle! I mean, seriously.
On the amusing parenting book front, let me give a shout-out to my friend's book: [link] Makes a good shower gift!
Aims - Nov 19, 2009 5:50:56 am PST #20188 of 30001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
That's totally shitty. Asshole fuckheads. I hope it makes them violently ill and they have make the descison to sit or kneel at the toilet.