Willow ,'Lies My Parents Told Me'
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Ooh, it's by the Bunny Suicide guy!
On the heels of his runaway Bunny Suicides books, cartoonist Andy Riley turns his irreverent wit to another group of small creatures that lurk among us seemingly everywhere: children.
From the benign (every ant you meet must be named) to the truly cruel (Ronald McDonald is dead!), each hilarious cartoon has a tall tale to educate children and entertain wicked adults everywhere.
Heh.
I totally need that book!!!
SOMEONE STOLE MY FOOD OUT OF THE FREEZER!! THIS IS A FUCKING LARGE BANK, WTF PEOPLE, YOU HAVE MONEY. God I hate tacky no manner having self-entitled crapweasels and the air they use. Using all my strength not to put up a note.
Put the note up, msbelle. I've had to do that in the past. Was it a frozen box meal? Get an image of it from the internets and make a flyer and pass it around the office.
MISSING: FROZEN MEAL!!! ANSWERS TO THE NAME OF "MINE - NOT YOURS" PLEASE RETURN MEAL OR MONEY TO RIGHTFUL OWNER! NO REWARD OFFERED AS YOU ALREADY ATE MY LUNCH!
"If you utter the trigger word 'Badminton' to your grandmother...",
"...her original programming will activate and she will kill all humans."
Heh.
It was the last breakfast sandwich from a larger box. I have one every 2-3 days and my last name was written in large black letters in two places on the box. AND THEY LEFT THE EMPTY BOX IN THERE!!
I am the lowest pay level in the bank too. It's either someone who knows it was mine and did it on purpose, or just a complete asshole.
That is so bad, msbelle! I mean, seriously.
On the amusing parenting book front, let me give a shout-out to my friend's book: [link] Makes a good shower gift!
That's totally shitty. Asshole fuckheads. I hope it makes them violently ill and they have make the descison to sit or kneel at the toilet.
It was the last breakfast sandwich from a larger box. I have one every 2-3 days and my last name was written in large black letters in two places on the box. AND THEY LEFT THE EMPTY BOX IN THERE!!
I see the problem. They knew the box was yours but figured the sandwich inside was up for grabs.
So a big filling (about the size of a pea) fell out of my wisdom tooth last night. It doesn't hurt, but now there's a huge hole in my wisdom tooth, and I can't stop putting my tongue in it.
Dammit.