'Selfless'
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
My cousin posted a picture of me when I was two on Facebook, and HOLY CRAP, I have a ginormous head! Check out that jumpsuit.
Cute! But in the words of Zorak: Big head! Big head! Big GIANT head!
Okay, not really. Just a slightly big toddler noggin. Those hardly count.
I went to the store for key lime pie and ended up with strawberry-rhubarb. PIE!
What should I take to my friend's place for Thanksgiving?
The words of Zorak were pretty much my reaction.
What should I take to my friend's place for Thanksgiving?
Um, Pie?
Shotgun? Turkey outfit?
Sorry to sound like a smug New Yorker, but y'all wish you had a bar this hip in your city.
God DAMN, if only I had answered some of those Craigslist links you post for me, I could be wearing a Snuggie-esque robe and drinking a hot beverage on that painfully hip rooftop RIGHT NOW.
Damn.
KHAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!!
I wish I'd had video years ago when Mister Kitty met the neighbor's chihuahua. It was a little like that, except with 1000 time more spastic dog, and MK didn't swap or even turn his ears back: just placed a paw on pup's forehead and just pushed him away all "CHILL MAN."
I wish I'd had video years ago when Mister Kitty met the neighbor's chihuahua. It was a little like that, except with 1000 time more spastic dog, and MK didn't swap or even turn his ears back: just placed a paw on pup's forehead and just pushed him away all "CHILL MAN."
YOU MUST CHILL! I HAVE HIDDEN YOUR SNOSAGES!
Yes, but without the exclamation points. Even at his most perky (poor old man is slowing down) he's one of the most placid cats I've ever known. About as excited as he got was well... the humping. Or the headbutts that tried to cave in my ridcage. Sadly, not a lot of that lately. He's sleepier and wobblier and just ..he's 16+. Diabetic, and 16+. Which is kind of amazing.