I'm sorry, dad. You know I would never have tried to save River's life if I had known there was a dinner party at risk.

Simon ,'Safe'


Natter 64: Yes, we still need you  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Steph L. - Nov 17, 2009 4:01:27 pm PST #19911 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Sorry to sound like a smug New Yorker, but y'all wish you had a bar this hip in your city.

God DAMN, if only I had answered some of those Craigslist links you post for me, I could be wearing a Snuggie-esque robe and drinking a hot beverage on that painfully hip rooftop RIGHT NOW.

Damn.

KHAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!!


sarameg - Nov 17, 2009 4:04:34 pm PST #19912 of 30001

I wish I'd had video years ago when Mister Kitty met the neighbor's chihuahua. It was a little like that, except with 1000 time more spastic dog, and MK didn't swap or even turn his ears back: just placed a paw on pup's forehead and just pushed him away all "CHILL MAN."


billytea - Nov 17, 2009 4:39:08 pm PST #19913 of 30001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

I wish I'd had video years ago when Mister Kitty met the neighbor's chihuahua. It was a little like that, except with 1000 time more spastic dog, and MK didn't swap or even turn his ears back: just placed a paw on pup's forehead and just pushed him away all "CHILL MAN."

YOU MUST CHILL! I HAVE HIDDEN YOUR SNOSAGES!


sarameg - Nov 17, 2009 4:48:04 pm PST #19914 of 30001

Yes, but without the exclamation points. Even at his most perky (poor old man is slowing down) he's one of the most placid cats I've ever known. About as excited as he got was well... the humping. Or the headbutts that tried to cave in my ridcage. Sadly, not a lot of that lately. He's sleepier and wobblier and just ..he's 16+. Diabetic, and 16+. Which is kind of amazing.


Polter-Cow - Nov 17, 2009 5:15:45 pm PST #19915 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

The new body wash I just bought contains, no joke, PHEROMONES. And it's not even Axe! It's Dial! We shall see if women are uncontrollably drawn to me.


Jessica - Nov 17, 2009 5:17:05 pm PST #19916 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Neil Patrick Harris just posted this pic to Twitter (casting spoiler for HIMYM guest star)

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Awesome!!


Jesse - Nov 17, 2009 5:20:35 pm PST #19917 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Spoilery reaction: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Vortex - Nov 17, 2009 5:24:08 pm PST #19918 of 30001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

spoiler reaction: SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!


-t - Nov 17, 2009 5:27:01 pm PST #19919 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I just saw that elsewhere. So exciting!


§ ita § - Nov 17, 2009 5:27:33 pm PST #19920 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I don't even watch the show and I have a similar reaction.