Key lime all the way.
In re: ass gaskets (as my lovely DW calls the seat covers), I do not use them. DW always uses them. That thin little bit of tissue isn't going to save your butt from germs and it isn't going to keep your butt dry should the seat have a bit of pee on it. Not to mention the waste. If the seat is really nasty, I'll move to a new stall. If that is not an option, hover, but carefully so as not to add pee to the mix.
And I can't believe I just typed that.
Pineapple upside down cake. Yummers. Never had a key lime pie that I didn't think was too sweet. There's an apple upside down cake (made in a bundt pan, now that I think about it) that's my favourite fruit-inside cake. I think the apple survives the baking process even better than the pineapple, though I've never had a pineapple upside down cake with fresh pineapple which might make the difference.
That thin little bit of tissue isn't going to save your butt from germs and it isn't going to keep your butt dry should the seat have a bit of pee on it
Yes it is! The germs can't cross through it! (Please tell me they can't), and it definitely can block a little moisture--if it's more than that, I change stalls.
I've hunted you across the years.
Now I need key lime pie. Thanks, people.
Men like you can never change. A MAAAAAAAAN such as you.
Believe of me What you Will
Sparky was it Sambucol? Elderberry extract? I've given my kids that but...you know...while waiting for their damned flu shot!
I need key lime pie and all I have is that part of the container of hummus that I didn't finish at lunch. It may look creamy, but no matter how hard I try, it just isn't the same.