That thin little bit of tissue isn't going to save your butt from germs and it isn't going to keep your butt dry should the seat have a bit of pee on it
Yes it is! The germs can't cross through it! (Please tell me they can't), and it definitely can block a little moisture--if it's more than that, I change stalls.
I've hunted you across the years.
Now I need key lime pie. Thanks, people.
Men like you can never change. A MAAAAAAAAN such as you.
Believe of me What you Will
Sparky was it Sambucol? Elderberry extract? I've given my kids that but...you know...while waiting for their damned flu shot!
I need key lime pie and all I have is that part of the container of hummus that I didn't finish at lunch. It may look creamy, but no matter how hard I try, it just isn't the same.
I've hunted you across the years. A man like you can never change, a man such as you . . .
I have to go to the grocery store to get a subway pass (Chaaaaalie Caaad), and I'm afraid some dessert will find its way into my hands now!
I have no pie but I do have the means to make one.
I always noticed people not touching the hand rails in teh subways in NYC. I figured they were non-tourists.