You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with until you understand who's in ruttin' command here.

Jayne ,'The Train Job'


Natter 64: Yes, we still need you  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jesse - Nov 13, 2009 9:26:07 am PST #19176 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I also got that box from Solutions, and it is perfect! Thanks for finding it, msbelle.


Daisy Jane - Nov 13, 2009 9:26:58 am PST #19177 of 30001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Ok. We have a friend with a cousin we call Crazen. She's a sweet girl but totally wacky.

So she goes from doing alcohol promotions and riding Coolio's back at some event to marrying some uber-Christian guy with kids and only being a booth girl at family friendly events. Nearly every day she will post a status message about how Jesus has blessed her to have such an awesome husband.

Her status today? " I'm getting a divorce and couldnt be happier about it! Yehaww!"

I would find all of this amusing were it not for the fact that some dear friends of mine cannot marry someone they actually want to spend the rest of their lives with.


Jessica - Nov 13, 2009 9:27:10 am PST #19178 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

DEAR FACEBOOK,

MY MOM HAS PLENTY OF FRIENDS. BACK OFF.


Frankenbuddha - Nov 13, 2009 9:31:18 am PST #19179 of 30001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Man uses remote to control his 'bionic bottom'

See, and I always saw Steve Austin as a top.


§ ita § - Nov 13, 2009 9:31:18 am PST #19180 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Oh, my library book. I really need to get down to reading it. I already spent a million dollars in fines on it before I got around to renewing it.


Tom Scola - Nov 13, 2009 9:32:47 am PST #19181 of 30001
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

See, and I always saw Steve Austin as a top.

You need to rewatch the Venture Bros season opener.


tommyrot - Nov 13, 2009 9:32:54 am PST #19182 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

See, and I always saw Steve Austin as a top.

He is, except when he's with Bigfoot....

eta:

You need to rewatch the Venture Bros season opener.

Ooh, haven't seen that yet.


Tom Scola - Nov 13, 2009 9:33:36 am PST #19183 of 30001
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

Once again, I'm faster to the draw than tommyrot.


Kat - Nov 13, 2009 9:35:19 am PST #19184 of 30001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

a chocolate chip bagel. I feel dirty.

it's almost a muffin at that point.

How many of you heard Rio scream in your head "Have a muffin whitey!" when you read this?


smonster - Nov 13, 2009 9:35:39 am PST #19185 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Xposted w/ Bitches - does anyone know any resources for people with OCD or for dealing with people with OCD?

My weekend plans: Dinner tonight w/ parents and sis, then to KBD's, tomorrow I will help set up for and then attend a belly dance benefit for Bipolar Research, Sunday is probably a lazy tv day.