Ok. We have a friend with a cousin we call Crazen. She's a sweet girl but totally wacky.
So she goes from doing alcohol promotions and riding Coolio's back at some event to marrying some uber-Christian guy with kids and only being a booth girl at family friendly events. Nearly every day she will post a status message about how Jesus has blessed her to have such an awesome husband.
Her status today? " I'm getting a divorce and couldnt be happier about it! Yehaww!"
I would find all of this amusing were it not for the fact that some dear friends of mine cannot marry someone they actually want to spend the rest of their lives with.
DEAR FACEBOOK,
MY MOM HAS PLENTY OF FRIENDS. BACK OFF.
Man uses remote to control his 'bionic bottom'
See, and I always saw Steve Austin as a top.
Oh, my library book. I really need to get down to reading it. I already spent a million dollars in fines on it before I got around to renewing it.
See, and I always saw Steve Austin as a top.
You need to rewatch the Venture Bros season opener.
See, and I always saw Steve Austin as a top.
He is, except when he's with Bigfoot....
eta:
You need to rewatch the Venture Bros season opener.
Ooh, haven't seen that yet.
Once again, I'm faster to the draw than tommyrot.
a chocolate chip bagel. I feel dirty.
it's almost a muffin at that point.
How many of you heard Rio scream in your head "Have a muffin whitey!" when you read this?
Xposted w/ Bitches - does anyone know any resources for people with OCD or for dealing with people with OCD?
My weekend plans: Dinner tonight w/ parents and sis, then to KBD's, tomorrow I will help set up for and then attend a belly dance benefit for Bipolar Research, Sunday is probably a lazy tv day.
