Too late. Already offended.
I said NO OFFENSE!! That means I can say whatever I want, and you can't be offended!
I mean, right?
Spike: I'm not a monster. Xander: Yes! You are a monster. Vampires are monsters! They make monster movies about them! Spike: Well, yeah. Got me there.
'Dirty Girls'
Natter 64: Yes, we still need you
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Jesse - Nov 11, 2009 4:25:36 pm PST #18774 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Nora Deirdre - Nov 11, 2009 4:28:58 pm PST #18775 of 30001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
I said NO OFFENSE!! That means I can say whatever I want, and you can't be offended!
Oh no! Jesse got us with her legal mumbo-jumbo!
§ ita § - Nov 11, 2009 4:35:22 pm PST #18776 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I mean, right?
Don't take this the wrong way, but NO.
JZ - Nov 11, 2009 4:36:52 pm PST #18777 of 30001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
Jesse - Nov 11, 2009 4:44:27 pm PST #18778 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Oh no! Jesse got us with her legal mumbo-jumbo!
Hee.
In other news, someone just asked me if my management degree meant I was an office manager now. Yeah, no.
Lee - Nov 11, 2009 4:46:43 pm PST #18779 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
Don't take this the wrong way, but NO.
What she said!
Liese S. - Nov 11, 2009 4:50:22 pm PST #18780 of 30001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."
Bwah! "No offense" just means that you know you're offending us! We are offended! Nothing is better than sitting at home with us.
However, I will grudgingly admit that it's an acceptable use of time to live, you know, your lives. Harumph. Anyway, yay Tom fun!
Also, no, I do not know the Henderson of which you speak, however, at a quick first glance I find the website very interesting and will investigate further.
Atropa - Nov 11, 2009 5:04:41 pm PST #18781 of 30001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
Yay Tom! I'm glad you had fun.
Steph L. - Nov 11, 2009 5:08:57 pm PST #18782 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
Argh. We need to buy a new couch, and while we have the money, I am a cheap bastard. I mean, I know that a crappy couch won't last long and is therefore not worth the money, but I question how long-lived a couch will be with 2 cats who cough up hairballs and generally shed their body weight in hair daily, and 2 dogs who shed TWICE their body weight in hair daily, and lick and rub their wet noses and sometimes drooly mouths all over the cushions.
You know?
I totally (totes!) believe in buying quality, because it will last, but I am wary of spending a lot on a couch that's going to be en-pet-ified.
I know there are slipcovers for this very reason, but I'm not overly fond of slipcovers. (Yeah, I know, I'm shooting down a very good way to deal with the en-pet-ification.)
Grah. I'm just grumbling pre-emptively. In the end, I know the couch we get will be fine. Like I said, I'm just a cheap bastard.
beth b - Nov 11, 2009 5:14:25 pm PST #18783 of 30001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!
Ikea
inexpensive
made to have covers that change.
I know people say they don't last -- but I have adults, no children, and pets. I figure 500.00 for a couch should last me 5+ years
or there are futon frames. that are very sturdy and only part of the couch has to be replaced.
or just grumble