If you die before your mission is accomplished, you are definitely not the messiah.

It's nice when the guidelines are straightforward.

Wait. Can the messiah be a woman? How do I know who the right prophet is? We need more answers!

Well, Zenkitty, here are some more answers.

Messiah shall be given guidance by the prophet. Then he shall unite the world. Bringing immortality to mankind is not messiah's job. ( It's my job, and I have already done it. )

If you are a multi-billionaire, your chance of becoming the messiah is even greater. If you are that wealthy, you have the power to advertise the world-corporation plan to the entire world. Everyone will know that you are the one who helped unite the world. People will most likely vote for you!

If you think this is the job for you, who knows? Messiah could be you. Remember, messiah is the most holy. He has been chosen out of millions among millions. He is the one who carries great righteousness and the glory of God. He is the one who will sit on the throne forever and ever. He will prosper the entire world until there is no more problem left to solve.

Hmmm, perhaps the messiah cannot be a woman! But anyway, just go here:

I am looking for the messiah.

In order to prove that you are the messiah, name 3 mistakes on this world corporation plan. Then Email me those mistakes to webmaster@alexchiu.com If you have correctly named these 3 mistakes, you are the messiah promised in the bible.

It's that easy!

for people who recently moved cross country, would you mind emailing me costs for just the move and whether you used movers or rented a truck yourself. I am working on making a budget. rlb14 at columbia dot edu

thanks

Hmmm, perhaps the messiah cannot be a woman!

That's the problem with using 'he', is it the gender neutral form or not? The ambiguity is pretty annoying, just ask the Witch-King.

Wait, he's *already* made us immortal? Well, that was all I wanted. Screw being the messiah. Too much work, with the world-uniting and the righteousness.

Wait, he's *already* made us immortal?

Well, if you buy his immortality rings and take his Gorgeouspil.

40 computers at home

I think I've got at least 20. I'd have to do more of a count to be certain.

I know I've got more than 40 unique hard drive names at this point since I have lots of externals and many of my machines dual boot Mac and Windows.

msbelle, I'm going to be getting estimates soon, so as soon as I do, I'll email you info.

thanks

Need hivemind help for Lewis-- he's recalling a trip to Berlin he made as a high school graduate and he was talking about a mural he saw painted on the Wall that looked very Sistine Chapel like, where a hand is reaching out as if from the East side, but it's bound with chains.

Anyone have any idea about it? I'm trying to Google various word combos, but coming up blank.