No. You're missing the point. The design of the thing is functional. The plan is not to shoot you. The plan is to get the girl. If there's no girl, then the plan, well, is like the room.

Early ,'Objects In Space'


Natter 64: Yes, we still need you  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Seska (the Watcher-in-Training) - Nov 05, 2009 6:58:35 am PST #17321 of 30001
"We're all stories, in the end. Just make it a good one, eh?"

I always dream I'm back in high school and I can't get to classes and exams because they're being held upstairs in buildings without access.

I wasn't even a wheelchair user in high school...


Vortex - Nov 05, 2009 6:59:52 am PST #17322 of 30001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Pretend you didn't read it for another few hours.

or, you know, at all.

Gattaca to become TV series?

was that the movie with Uma Thurman and Ethan Hawke? I can't see it or hear it without hearing a bunch of people chanting "Gatta-CA! Gatta-CA! Gatta-CA!" in my head


Polter-Cow - Nov 05, 2009 7:01:03 am PST #17323 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

That was a good movie.


Tom Scola - Nov 05, 2009 7:03:15 am PST #17324 of 30001
Where do you come from? Where do you go? What is your scene, baby? We just gotta know.

Mine is always that I forgot I had a class and hadn't been going all semester.

I have that dream too, but in last night's dream, I *had* gone to class, except I couldn't remember anything, and I couldn't find my notebook.


sarameg - Nov 05, 2009 7:11:31 am PST #17325 of 30001

I now know how to empty the expansion tank. And know that I never want to be the one to do it alone. It's a two person, or one experienced person, job. I am not the latter.


tommyrot - Nov 05, 2009 7:16:09 am PST #17326 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Bread shoes


Frankenbuddha - Nov 05, 2009 7:28:14 am PST #17327 of 30001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Oh, that's a joy. Mine is always that I forgot I had a class and hadn't been going all semester.

That's the one I have. Oh how we hatses it!!!

I don't think I've ever had the exam one, except when it's a case of a class I hadn't been to all semester.

I have also had the one about trying to find the class room, which usually plays out like that scene of Spinal Tap trying to find the stage.


DavidS - Nov 05, 2009 7:29:01 am PST #17328 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

It's amazing how large a 3 year old can be when in your bed. Like, HUGE.

Plus, you know, she pulls hair and kicks you in the kidneys and snores like a camel with sinusitis.

(Seriously, I already pity her future bed partners. She's sprawling, twitchy and snorky.)


Sophia Brooks - Nov 05, 2009 7:32:23 am PST #17329 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

"Gatta-CA! Gatta-CA! Gatta-CA!" in my head

Too funny!

I don't usually have a school nightmare, but I often have the actor's nightmare. Most of the time, I have to perform at the opera I used to work at without knowing any of the songs or dances (although I am often just in the chorus).


Kathy A - Nov 05, 2009 7:35:44 am PST #17330 of 30001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Looks like Google is celebrating Sesame Street all week long--today, it's Cookie Monster.