Xander: Look who's got a bad case of Dark Prince envy. Dracula: Leave us. Xander: No, we're not going to "Leabbb you." And where'd you get that accent, Sesame Street? "One, Two, Three - three victims! Maw ha ha!"
'Lessons'
Natter 64: Yes, we still need you
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Nov 05, 2009 7:16:09 am PST #17326 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Frankenbuddha - Nov 05, 2009 7:28:14 am PST #17327 of 30001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Oh, that's a joy. Mine is always that I forgot I had a class and hadn't been going all semester.
That's the one I have. Oh how we hatses it!!!
I don't think I've ever had the exam one, except when it's a case of a class I hadn't been to all semester.
I have also had the one about trying to find the class room, which usually plays out like that scene of Spinal Tap trying to find the stage.
DavidS - Nov 05, 2009 7:29:01 am PST #17328 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
It's amazing how large a 3 year old can be when in your bed. Like, HUGE.
Plus, you know, she pulls hair and kicks you in the kidneys and snores like a camel with sinusitis.
(Seriously, I already pity her future bed partners. She's sprawling, twitchy and snorky.)
Sophia Brooks - Nov 05, 2009 7:32:23 am PST #17329 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
"Gatta-CA! Gatta-CA! Gatta-CA!" in my head
Too funny!
I don't usually have a school nightmare, but I often have the actor's nightmare. Most of the time, I have to perform at the opera I used to work at without knowing any of the songs or dances (although I am often just in the chorus).
Kathy A - Nov 05, 2009 7:35:44 am PST #17330 of 30001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
Looks like Google is celebrating Sesame Street all week long--today, it's Cookie Monster.
Jessica - Nov 05, 2009 7:38:04 am PST #17331 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Jars - Nov 05, 2009 7:41:01 am PST #17332 of 30001
I found out in work today that I should have been meeting Ian McKellan at thing in a couple of weeks, but he's had to cancel for some kind of movie thing.
I think I'd have preferred not to know the chance even existed...
Tom Scola - Nov 05, 2009 7:41:08 am PST #17333 of 30001
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.
A $47,000 restaurant tab: [link]
Polter-Cow - Nov 05, 2009 7:43:46 am PST #17334 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
That is...impressive.
Steph L. - Nov 05, 2009 7:44:44 am PST #17335 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
It's all that wine. (I admit I'd dearly love to try a Petrus, but not for 5K.)