Gabriel: Are you trying to destroy this family? Simon: I didn't realize it would be so easy.

'Safe'


Natter 64: Yes, we still need you  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


DavidS - Nov 05, 2009 5:11:35 am PST #17292 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Would she settle for a mattress on the floor of your room? That way she doesn't feel kicked out, and you guys might still get some sleep!

Well, her crib is already two feet from our bed, so I don't think that would matter to her. Also no room.


Jessica - Nov 05, 2009 5:12:27 am PST #17293 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Ah, gotcha. I misunderstood - thought she was refusing to sleep in her room.


Ginger - Nov 05, 2009 5:13:24 am PST #17294 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Jesse, I saw these [link] the other day at Office Depot and was tempted. There's one with shelves; one with drawers; and one with shelves and a drawer.


Jesse - Nov 05, 2009 5:15:17 am PST #17295 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I think that's bigger than I am looking for, but I am definitely figuring out what to look for. Thanks!

Am also looking for the window cleaners -- I had a glimpse a minute ago, but don't know where they've gone!


flea - Nov 05, 2009 5:15:56 am PST #17296 of 30001
information libertarian

That dog is so lacking in hip action.

Hec, you have my sympathies. It's amazing how large a 3 year old can be when in your bed. Like, HUGE.


msbelle - Nov 05, 2009 5:40:23 am PST #17297 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

Jesse, would this work? [link]


Matt the Bruins fan - Nov 05, 2009 5:43:52 am PST #17298 of 30001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Well, her crib is already two feet from our bed, so I don't think that would matter to her.

Well there's your problem. Would the crib fit in the living room?


Jesse - Nov 05, 2009 5:46:23 am PST #17299 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Jesse, would this work? [link]

Ooh! That's kind of perfect! And I love the idea of a website full of solutions.


JZ - Nov 05, 2009 5:50:16 am PST #17300 of 30001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Would the crib fit in the living room?

If we could afford to move out of our actual urban-center apartment and into a TV urban-center apartment, sure. Lacking access to Monica's grandmother's old apartment, we're stuck with the current configuration.

She's just so hungry for us, constantly. If one of us isn't standing over her crib or lying right next to it talking to her, she turns into a raging flaming baby Jack-Jack ball of burning despair and rage.


Dana - Nov 05, 2009 5:52:11 am PST #17301 of 30001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

It's not even 8 in the morning, and my husband has sent me a link to a job posting in Bangkok. Thailand. Where I'm sure he'd love to live, but I was like "Uh, I think we need some time to talk about this."

You know those conversations where you don't want to get in trouble by starting off with "This is a joke, right?" This was that kind of conversation.