Would the crib fit in the living room?
If we could afford to move out of our actual urban-center apartment and into a TV urban-center apartment, sure. Lacking access to Monica's grandmother's old apartment, we're stuck with the current configuration.
She's just so hungry for us, constantly. If one of us isn't standing over her crib or lying right next to it talking to her, she turns into a raging flaming baby Jack-Jack ball of burning despair and rage.
It's not even 8 in the morning, and my husband has sent me a link to a job posting in Bangkok. Thailand. Where I'm sure he'd love to live, but I was like "Uh, I think we need some time to talk about this."
You know those conversations where you don't want to get in trouble by starting off with "This is a joke, right?" This was that kind of conversation.
Yikes, that's rough. I was clingy and attention-needing about bedtime as a kid myself, but having a separate room that I was clearly expected to remain in for the night helped settle me down a lot.
Dana, at least you'd have Fay? And there would be Thai food?
My family would lose their shit.
Dana - y'all just moved, right?!?
If one of us isn't standing over her crib or lying right next to it talking to her, she turns into a raging flaming baby Jack-Jack ball of burning despair and rage.
She's the child of rage and love
The Jack-Jack of suburbia
Dana - y'all just moved, right?!?
Just over a year ago. Yep. And I started a new job -- a good job -- a month ago.
I'm eating potato chips to calm myself down.
Well he is clearly bananas, ijs.