'Just Rewards (2)'
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Cash, I had no idea that you (a) drew (b) liked Elfquest (c) did Elfquest fan art.
Were the Endearment-o-meter results accompanied by that "you lose!" tune that plays on the Price is Right when the contestant loses?
Exactly. Followed by the trombonist going: "Mwaahh mwaaaaah mwaaaaaaaaaah."
If I want good Tex-Mex I walk up the street to Blue Goose. If I want good Mexican I walk over to La Acapuiquena. If I want a good cheap taco, I walk down to The Dallas Tortilla factory. If I want good tamales, I wait at a bar up the street for the guy to come by with the cooler.
F: Denzel Washington
C: Goran Visnjic
M: Shemar Moore
Ooooh. The Fake AP Stylebook is on Twitter: [link]
There is no such thing as an "Oxford comma." The other guys in the newsroom are pranking you.
The noun "Wang Chung" should be capitalized, but not the verb.
If you're short on space, "fake" may be used in place of "psychic" or "homeopathic."
If your story reveals the perpetrator of a crime, it is polite to put a spoiler warning at the top.
Replace "situation deteriorated/worsened" with "shit [just] got real." Ex: On day three of the hostage crisis, shit got real.
Denzel can be a dick, at least sometimes.
Oh, I was trying to remember where I had just read that! That was a great interview.
Cash, I had no idea that you (a) drew (b) liked Elfquest (c) did Elfquest fan art.
I was an emo 14 year old when Elfquest went mainstream. It was inevitable. I wish I still drew. I miss it. I should take an art class to get back into it. I loved EQ--a lot! I think Wendy Pini was an entre into comics for a lot of girls. I think it's hilarious I did fan art before I knew what fan art was.
Denzel can be a dick, at least sometimes.
Oh, I was trying to remember where I had just read that! That was a great interview.
Okay, that must be the same interview I'm thinking of because I could swear someone was just mentioning reports of Denzel being a dick recently.
The Fake AP Stylebook is on Twitter
Oh my God, those are pretty hilarious.
Do not use "Whoomp! There it is!" unless it actually is there.
When there's no more room in Hell, omit the final paragraphs to save space.
The correct spelling is “Rocktober,” not “Roctober,” which is the month of giant birds.
When there's no more room in Hell, omit the final paragraphs to save space.
I love this. I may insist my new writers follow the Fake AP Stylebook.
Supposably. Supposably. Did they go to the zoo? Supposably.
Replace "situation deteriorated/worsened" with "shit [just] got real." Ex: On day three of the hostage crisis, shit got real.
Bwahahahahaha!