If I want good Tex-Mex I walk up the street to Blue Goose. If I want good Mexican I walk over to La Acapuiquena. If I want a good cheap taco, I walk down to The Dallas Tortilla factory. If I want good tamales, I wait at a bar up the street for the guy to come by with the cooler.
I'm not on the ship. I'm in the ship. I am the ship.
River ,'Objects In Space'
Natter 64: Yes, we still need you
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Daisy Jane - Nov 04, 2009 12:02:38 pm PST #17163 of 30001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Vortex - Nov 04, 2009 12:08:24 pm PST #17164 of 30001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
F: Denzel Washington
C: Goran Visnjic
M: Shemar Moore
Strega - Nov 04, 2009 12:10:10 pm PST #17165 of 30001
Ooooh. The Fake AP Stylebook is on Twitter: [link]
There is no such thing as an "Oxford comma." The other guys in the newsroom are pranking you.
The noun "Wang Chung" should be capitalized, but not the verb.
If you're short on space, "fake" may be used in place of "psychic" or "homeopathic."
If your story reveals the perpetrator of a crime, it is polite to put a spoiler warning at the top.
Replace "situation deteriorated/worsened" with "shit [just] got real." Ex: On day three of the hostage crisis, shit got real.
Jesse - Nov 04, 2009 12:28:17 pm PST #17166 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Denzel can be a dick, at least sometimes.
Oh, I was trying to remember where I had just read that! That was a great interview.
Cashmere - Nov 04, 2009 12:29:14 pm PST #17167 of 30001
Now tagless for your comfort.
Cash, I had no idea that you (a) drew (b) liked Elfquest (c) did Elfquest fan art.
I was an emo 14 year old when Elfquest went mainstream. It was inevitable. I wish I still drew. I miss it. I should take an art class to get back into it. I loved EQ--a lot! I think Wendy Pini was an entre into comics for a lot of girls. I think it's hilarious I did fan art before I knew what fan art was.
Polter-Cow - Nov 04, 2009 12:37:12 pm PST #17168 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Denzel can be a dick, at least sometimes.
Oh, I was trying to remember where I had just read that! That was a great interview.
Okay, that must be the same interview I'm thinking of because I could swear someone was just mentioning reports of Denzel being a dick recently.
The Fake AP Stylebook is on Twitter
Oh my God, those are pretty hilarious.
Do not use "Whoomp! There it is!" unless it actually is there.
When there's no more room in Hell, omit the final paragraphs to save space.
The correct spelling is “Rocktober,” not “Roctober,” which is the month of giant birds.
Atropa - Nov 04, 2009 12:38:58 pm PST #17169 of 30001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
When there's no more room in Hell, omit the final paragraphs to save space.
I love this. I may insist my new writers follow the Fake AP Stylebook.
Dana - Nov 04, 2009 12:40:09 pm PST #17170 of 30001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
Supposably. Supposably. Did they go to the zoo? Supposably.
juliana - Nov 04, 2009 12:42:24 pm PST #17171 of 30001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
Replace "situation deteriorated/worsened" with "shit [just] got real." Ex: On day three of the hostage crisis, shit got real.
Bwahahahahaha!
Sheryl - Nov 04, 2009 12:53:24 pm PST #17172 of 30001
Fandom means never having to say "But where would I wear that?"
Timelies all!
If I want fast food Tex-Mex, I go to Baja Fresh. There are better, more authentic places nearby, but sometimes you want fast fish tacos. (and that just sounded wrong)