apparently a Chipotle burrito has a million calories
Have you seen how big they are? Those things are MONSTERS. It's only fitting that they're caloriffic.
I'm not sure how old he is, but I heard him use the word 'newfangled' one time, so he's gotta be pretty far gone.
Dawn ,'Beneath You'
Natter 64: Yes, we still need you
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
§ ita § - Nov 04, 2009 8:20:27 am PST #17041 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Jesse - Nov 04, 2009 8:21:19 am PST #17042 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Like a third of the calories are in the tortilla, anyway.
Kiba Rika - Nov 04, 2009 8:26:25 am PST #17043 of 30001
I may have to seize the cat.
Like a third of the calories are in the tortilla, anyway.
And if it's got sour cream and cheese, that's where the other two-thirds comes in.
Dana - Nov 04, 2009 8:31:26 am PST #17044 of 30001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
Polter-Cow - Nov 04, 2009 8:33:14 am PST #17045 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Like a third of the calories are in the tortilla, anyway.
And if it's got sour cream and cheese, that's where the other two-thirds comes in.
That's three-thirds! Surely the meat and beans and lettuce have calories! OR DO THEY OMG.
Jessica - Nov 04, 2009 8:33:32 am PST #17046 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Like a third of the calories are in the tortilla, anyway.
Yeah, I started ordering the bowls after I figured that out. (Of course, I still get cheese & guac, but hey - no tortilla! I'm all virtuous and shit!)
Dana - Nov 04, 2009 8:34:44 am PST #17047 of 30001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
Surely the meat and beans and lettuce have calories!
Proteins and vegetables totally don't count.
tommyrot - Nov 04, 2009 8:37:11 am PST #17048 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
OK, I'm going to run (actually, walk) to downtown Evanston to the closest good restaurant for lunch, where I believe General Tso has some scallops for me....
Typo Boy - Nov 04, 2009 8:39:48 am PST #17049 of 30001
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.
Every once in a while I get a big Taco Bell craving, and I ignore it as long as I can, and then I finally go get something and it is never quite what I wanted.
Yeah the secret of getting a taco bell thing that fufills the craving - include a plain beef taco in your order, the one they make with ultra-cheap ground beef. Not the wrap, or ultra-crunch or bostado or tacarito or whatever neologistic special they are promoting. Include anything else you want (including more beef tacos.) But get at least one beef taco because it is horribly unhealthy but in flavor is pretty much pure essence of taco bell. If what you are craving is not essence of taco bell than go someplace decent.
Polter-Cow - Nov 04, 2009 8:42:17 am PST #17050 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Not the wrap, or ultra-crunch or bostado or tacarito or whatever neologistic special they are promoting
Hee. My favorite is the Grilled Stuft Burrito. And the double decker taco. The crunchwrap is pretty good too. But last night I passed a Taco Bell and got a craving but didn't want to spend a lot of money, so I bought the 99-cent chicken burrito and the 109-cent bean burrito. Good times.