Skip the tortilla and the rice.

But I like the tortilla and the rice! Man, stupid calories.

I just got an e-mail from Frank Miller!

Dear Friend,

I am Mr. Frank Miller,the credit manager of SNS Fiduciary in the NETHERLANDS.

There is an account belonging to the Late Family Member,which i will want to discuss with you about and it has some form of relationship with you going by the similarity in the name.

I am at the moment in the UK undergoing a Financial Engineering course please email me in respect to this. You can give me your personal phone number so that i can give you a call,ITS URGENT.

Regards,
Frank Miller.

He really has gone off the deep end, hasn't he.

Eh. He went off the deep end well before 300.

apparently a Chipotle burrito has a million calories

Have you seen how big they are? Those things are MONSTERS. It's only fitting that they're caloriffic.

Like a third of the calories are in the tortilla, anyway.

Like a third of the calories are in the tortilla, anyway.

And if it's got sour cream and cheese, that's where the other two-thirds comes in.

Apparently Emma Thompson will be taking her name off the petition for Polanski's release:

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Like a third of the calories are in the tortilla, anyway.

And if it's got sour cream and cheese, that's where the other two-thirds comes in.

That's three-thirds! Surely the meat and beans and lettuce have calories! OR DO THEY OMG.

Like a third of the calories are in the tortilla, anyway.

Yeah, I started ordering the bowls after I figured that out. (Of course, I still get cheese & guac, but hey - no tortilla! I'm all virtuous and shit!)

Surely the meat and beans and lettuce have calories!

Proteins and vegetables totally don't count.

OK, I'm going to run (actually, walk) to downtown Evanston to the closest good restaurant for lunch, where I believe General Tso has some scallops for me....