Jayne (Husband): Oh, I think you might wanna reconsider that last part. See, I married me a powerful ugly creature. Mal (Wife): How can you say that? How can you shame me in front of new people? Jayne (Husband): If I could make you purtier, I would. Mal (Wife): You are not the man I met a year ago.

'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Coffee On My Monitor Again

This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


Glamcookie - Feb 19, 2009 12:14:11 pm PST #6 of 1323
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

Jesse discussing Grease in Natter:

I like the message because it proves that you have to smoke to get the guy!


Steph L. - Feb 21, 2009 6:09:30 pm PST #7 of 1323
Apparently if you're enough of a power nerd, there is nothing that cannot be flowcharted.

In Minearverse, spoilery for nothing but snack food --

Matt: I can't reach into a Pringles can without messing up my cuticles.


Liese S. - Feb 22, 2009 5:10:18 pm PST #8 of 1323
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

Hee. In Natter:

ita: And what musical was "At Last" in?

Matt: The one in Beyonce's head where Etta James passed the torch to her on her deathbed.

ita: Beyonce will have to pry that torch out of Etta's cold dead hands.


Ailleann - Feb 24, 2009 9:40:16 am PST #9 of 1323
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda

juliana in Natter, and I think I need to stitch this on a pillow:

I mean, my motto is almost always "It Seemed Like A Good Idea At The Time." In Vegas, my motto is "It Seemed Like A GREAT Idea At The Time, But Hold My Beer, Because I Want To Try Something."


Jessica - Feb 24, 2009 10:36:59 am PST #10 of 1323
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

Aims in BBAB:

I have an image of ita wrapping different lines of code in teeny, tiny condoms.


Toddson - Feb 25, 2009 8:32:23 am PST #11 of 1323
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

Austin in Supernatural:

Dude, I'm going to take some cold medicine and see if the halucination effect helps me understand.

And do you really care about the context?


Trudy Booth - Feb 25, 2009 9:45:41 am PST #12 of 1323
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

erikaj: Yeah, I know! I mean, sometimes it feels good, even though it is an extra responsibility, but sometimes I feel like a certain kind of parent sees me and says "There's one!" and crosses me off, next to Pet Death. Acknowledging contagion anxiety is not the same thing as it being okay to indulge it.


Toddson - Feb 26, 2009 3:27:42 am PST #13 of 1323
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

PixKristin: Pete's so cute when he tries to go gangsta.

juliana: Adora-shizzle, as it were.


JenP - Feb 26, 2009 6:28:55 pm PST #14 of 1323

Kat: Loki is a toddler.

billytea: You've just encapsulated centuries of Norse mythology in only four words. What are you going to do next?


Frankenbuddha - Feb 26, 2009 6:38:50 pm PST #15 of 1323
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

OMG, that last post made me almost nose water. Guess the thread is well named indeed, beverage choices aside.

ETA seriously - I'm still laughing at this (having missed it in thread) 5 minutes later. I fear I will scare my cow-orkers when I come across it in thread tomorrow.