I'm going to see to Wesley, see if he's still whimpering.

Giles ,'Chosen'


Coffee On My Monitor Again

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Topic!Cindy - Dec 05, 2020 3:35:38 pm PST #1295 of 1323
What is even happening?

From Natter...

flea: Today the state of Ohio included Ohio on their list of states they recommend avoiding travel to, and quarantining if you do.

Ohio's Steph L.: I try not to travel to Ohio, but I fail every dang time.


Cashmere - Dec 17, 2020 10:22:47 am PST #1296 of 1323
Now tagless for your comfort.

Tom Scola in Streaming:

Luke, Leia, Han, and Chewey didn’t need to bother to overthrow the Empire. In a few years, the Imperials would have all fallen off of ledges and blown themselves up due to lax Occupational Safety standards.


Volans - Dec 22, 2020 9:42:22 pm PST #1297 of 1323
move out and draw fire

billytea knocks me out in Gaming:

Volans: I also just added Paranoia and Dead of Winter to my list

billytea As games, or just brainstorming themes for 2021?


Matt the Bruins fan - Jan 05, 2021 8:29:40 am PST #1298 of 1323
"You should never say bad things about the dead, only good… Joan Crawford is dead. Good.” —Bette Davis

In Natter:

Steph L.: Anyway, who's got my alibi?

Calli: It wasn't wise of you to break social distancing to watch Bridgerton with me in NC, Steph, but nevertheless, here you were.

ETA: Our tour of pig farms was outside, masked, socially distanced, and perfectly legit. No large bundles were involved and I don't know why anyone would even ask.

JenP: Note to file: Calli should be your go-to for alibis.


Calli - Jan 09, 2021 2:21:36 pm PST #1299 of 1323
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

-t, in Natter:

It does seem like a whole bale of hay. Surely the last straw is in there.


Jessica - Jan 26, 2021 1:25:23 pm PST #1300 of 1323
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

Hec: Because you know one place you don't want to be snowed in? The Donner Pass.

-t: Not without company, anyway


-t - Feb 02, 2021 12:35:03 pm PST #1301 of 1323
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Sophia Brooks: Our HR/benefit office is now the "Office of Total Rewards".

Jessica: Is it staffed by three Capital One cards in a trenchcoat?


Laura - Feb 04, 2021 10:35:34 am PST #1302 of 1323
Our wings are not tired.

Natter with no context of course.

meara: Quiet around here. What’s up?

Steph L. Well, I was throwing a knife.

Dana And the rest of us were ducking.


Jessica - Feb 11, 2021 7:11:52 am PST #1303 of 1323
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

Traditional pocket friends greeting (Allyson in Natter):

I DONT KNOW WHO YOU ARE BUT YOU HAVE A LOW USER NUMBER SO I ASSUME THAT WE ARE VERY OLD FRIENDS.


Matt the Bruins fan - Feb 18, 2021 9:26:12 am PST #1304 of 1323
"You should never say bad things about the dead, only good… Joan Crawford is dead. Good.” —Bette Davis

In Streaming 1: There Goes the Weekend:

Atropa: Tim Burton is going to be directing a live-action "coming of age" show about Wednesday Addams. I have many conflicting feelings about this. SO. MANY.

Calli: Well, Burton has a solid chance of getting the aesthetic right, but I'm not sure how Johnny Depp will do as Wednesday.