Kaylee: So, uh, how come you don't care where you're going? Book: 'Cause how you get there is the worthier part.

'Serenity'


Buffista Movies 7: Brides for 7 Samurai  

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Matt the Bruins fan - May 14, 2013 3:58:39 pm PDT #24370 of 30000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

I don't think much of the chances of large animals that decide to fight against billions of people with modern or futuristic weapons. We took down the mammoth and smilodon back when we were still tying sharpened rocks to branches.

Rats are pretty much the largest creatures that we can't readily wipe out if we put our minds to it, aren't they?


Gris - May 14, 2013 4:38:20 pm PDT #24371 of 30000
Hey. New board.

I have no doubt opossums could survive just as well and are mostly larger than rats, but the general idea certainly stands.


askye - May 14, 2013 4:43:19 pm PDT #24372 of 30000
Thrive to spite them

I went to the website. They have After Earth lesson plans for real teachers.

And since M. Night Shyamalan is directing I expect there are several "twists".

I wonder if this will be like the killer pollen movie.


Gris - May 14, 2013 4:50:50 pm PDT #24373 of 30000
Hey. New board.

EW specifically said that there would be no twists. Take that for what it's worth.


Strega - May 14, 2013 4:58:16 pm PDT #24374 of 30000

Glark was angered by Star Trek. Since he liked the first one, I was curious enough to read spoilers. I'll just say that I don't think Prometheus was a fluke; Lindelof has a remarkable gift for comedy.


Zenkitty - May 14, 2013 6:17:14 pm PDT #24375 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

I expect STID to be grimly ridiculous, or ridiculously grim. I expect Cumberbatch has been directed to chew the scenery and he will chew it with grim gusto. I expect to watch the pretty people and pretty explosions and lens flares and pay no attention to what's going on, beyond the chewing and the flaring and the pretty.


Jessica - May 14, 2013 6:47:55 pm PDT #24376 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Oh wow, I loved Dot and the Kangaroo when I was a kid - haven't thought about that movie in years!


Jessica - May 15, 2013 4:02:44 am PDT #24377 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

It makes me crazy that they say there have been no people on the planet for however long, so all the animals have evolved to kill humans. Is that not the opposite of evolution??

Yeah, like remember when rabbits were introduced to Australia and the native ecosystem was so unfamiliar with them that the rabbits were all instantly killed by wallabies? Like that!

Trek was better the second time around, and the HUGE GAPING plot hole that had been bugging me is actually not as huge or as gaping as I'd thought. The plot is still silly and convoluted, but that one specific thing is explained ok.

(Once the movie comes out we can talk about the scene where my suspension of disbelief broke into tiny pieces and fell to the floor. Not a major plot point, but an insignificant little bit of actor business.)


bon bon - May 15, 2013 6:45:33 am PDT #24378 of 30000
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Living on a planet where the megafauna can kill you sounds UNREAL. that'll get me in the theaters!

My bet is that the Smiths are, like, cows all along and it's all a dream. MAKES YOU THINK!


Tom Scola - May 15, 2013 6:47:14 am PDT #24379 of 30000
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

(Holds up mirror) The apex predator is YOU!! It was YOU ALL ALONG!!!