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Buffista Movies 7: Brides for 7 Samurai  

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Jessica - May 14, 2013 6:47:55 pm PDT #24376 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Oh wow, I loved Dot and the Kangaroo when I was a kid - haven't thought about that movie in years!


Jessica - May 15, 2013 4:02:44 am PDT #24377 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

It makes me crazy that they say there have been no people on the planet for however long, so all the animals have evolved to kill humans. Is that not the opposite of evolution??

Yeah, like remember when rabbits were introduced to Australia and the native ecosystem was so unfamiliar with them that the rabbits were all instantly killed by wallabies? Like that!

Trek was better the second time around, and the HUGE GAPING plot hole that had been bugging me is actually not as huge or as gaping as I'd thought. The plot is still silly and convoluted, but that one specific thing is explained ok.

(Once the movie comes out we can talk about the scene where my suspension of disbelief broke into tiny pieces and fell to the floor. Not a major plot point, but an insignificant little bit of actor business.)


bon bon - May 15, 2013 6:45:33 am PDT #24378 of 30000
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Living on a planet where the megafauna can kill you sounds UNREAL. that'll get me in the theaters!

My bet is that the Smiths are, like, cows all along and it's all a dream. MAKES YOU THINK!


Tom Scola - May 15, 2013 6:47:14 am PDT #24379 of 30000
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

(Holds up mirror) The apex predator is YOU!! It was YOU ALL ALONG!!!


billytea - May 15, 2013 7:06:22 am PDT #24380 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Yeah, like remember when rabbits were introduced to Australia and the native ecosystem was so unfamiliar with them that the rabbits were all instantly killed by wallabies? Like that!

The wallabies will cut you, yo.

Oh wow, I loved Dot and the Kangaroo when I was a kid - haven't thought about that movie in years!

It's quite a charming piece of Australian film history. The platypus song - sung by Spike Milligan - proclaims its scientific name to be Ornithorhyncus paradoxus. It's now been determined (there are rules, you know) that its name should be Ornithorhyncus anatinus. (It's Ornithorhyncus, not Platypus, because Platypus had already been made the genus name of a group of beetles.)

There were a bunch of (I suspect rather dubious) sequels made, including one where Dot winds up in Hollywood. For some reason.


Matt the Bruins fan - May 15, 2013 7:14:50 am PDT #24381 of 30000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Yeah, like remember when rabbits were introduced to Australia and the native ecosystem was so unfamiliar with them that the rabbits were all instantly killed by wallabies? Like that!

Which makes me wonder, are rabbits immune to poison or something? Australian fauna seems to have adapted quite nicely to killing human beings over the past 50,000 years...


billytea - May 15, 2013 7:22:43 am PDT #24382 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Which makes me wonder, are rabbits immune to poison or something? Australian fauna seems to have adapted quite nicely to killing human beings over the past 50,000 years...

I am at this moment watching the series Planet Dinosaur. There was a small gliding dinosaur in China named Sinornithosaurus that has been hypothesised to have had a venomous bite.

Meanwhile, Australia has a longer life expectancy than the US, and indeed most countries on Earth. I blame bears.


Matt the Bruins fan - May 15, 2013 7:48:57 am PDT #24383 of 30000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

I assume there are cardiovascular benefits to fleeing from all the poisonous animals and deadly birds.


Kate P. - May 15, 2013 9:22:01 am PDT #24384 of 30000
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love

It came to mind today, and I tried another search. All I remembered was an animated joey and a girl and such supreme loss. I think I finally found it, and it might be Dot and the Kangaroo. I'd thought for the longest time that it's been an animated TV show. But this makes more sense.

YES! I had the same experience: the vaguely remembered but deeply moving scene that lingered in my mind for years and years, the searches that never found what I was looking for. I finally found out that it was Dot and the Kangaroo a couple of years back, and it was oddly satisfying just to know that the movie actually exists. I don't know if I would want to rewatch it, but it made a huge impression on me as a kid.


le nubian - May 15, 2013 7:28:28 pm PDT #24385 of 30000
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

so this flowchart of what to watch on Netflix is just stupid, yes?

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