Star Trek has also kinda never made much sense. Barn doors are open, and the horses are on fire.

It's got an 88% on RT, which is pretty good.

Meanwhile, F&F6 has a 100%, which pleases me. And amuses me, since Before Midnight only has a 94% because one curmudgeon was disappointed.

So, After Earth. It makes me crazy that they say there have been no people on the planet for however long, so all the animals have evolved to kill humans. Is that not the opposite of evolution?? No humans = no need to evolve in opposition to them, right??

So, After Earth. It makes me crazy that they say there have been no people on the planet for however long, so all the animals have evolved to kill humans. Is that not the opposite of evolution?? No humans = no need to evolve in opposition to them, right??

EVOLUTION DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY!

Eta: You are not alone, Jesse.

Phew.

There's been a movie from my childhood that has haunted me from time to time, a cartoon that I could never find again that had touched me in some magical and tragic way, and I think I found it again.

It came to mind today, and I tried another search. All I remembered was an animated joey and a girl and such supreme loss. I think I finally found it, and it might be Dot and the Kangaroo. I'd thought for the longest time that it's been an animated TV show. But this makes more sense.

I remembered a kid, and a fence, and a kangaroo saying goodbye (it was very much a SHANE! moment). And oh crud, but there at the end of Dot and the Kangaroo there's a fence, and I started to get all misty-eyed.

The end of that movie has haunted me for ages, touched with this magical mystical sad veil akin to elves going to the west.

I haven't rewatched the whole thing, for fear of spoiling that magical memory, because there seems to be suspect spontaneous song and weird use of live-action mixed with animation.

But, I still can't believe I found it on a random whim after all this time.

I saw part of the trailer and mostly tuned out and though that in the future there were SUPER ANIMALS that Really hate people and started killing off all the people so people fled. To the stars.

And now some dude is taking his kid back to Killer Earth to jump off of crap and face his fears as a rite of passage or something.

But the actual plot sounds much worse.

I don't think much of the chances of large animals that decide to fight against billions of people with modern or futuristic weapons. We took down the mammoth and smilodon back when we were still tying sharpened rocks to branches.

Rats are pretty much the largest creatures that we can't readily wipe out if we put our minds to it, aren't they?

I have no doubt opossums could survive just as well and are mostly larger than rats, but the general idea certainly stands.

I went to the website. They have After Earth lesson plans for real teachers.

And since M. Night Shyamalan is directing I expect there are several "twists".

I wonder if this will be like the killer pollen movie.