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Buffista Movies 7: Brides for 7 Samurai  

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Sean K - May 04, 2013 7:25:40 am PDT #24228 of 30000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

I think K-Stew's acting could be greatly improved if she stuck a post-it to her forehead with the word SUBTEXT written on it.


Sean K - May 04, 2013 8:10:20 am PDT #24229 of 30000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

I just couldn't suspend disbelief enough to imagine Charlize Theron being intimidated by Kristen Stewart's beauty.

Seriously. And, while I think Charlize was way overacting in this role, I like to think that in part she was hamming it up that much to try and show K-Stew what acting is.

See, Kristin? Emoting! Pretend like you have emotions, and show them on your face. like this! No, MORE!

Like trying to smash through a brick wall with a sledgehammer.

I thought that Chris Hemsworth had a STRONG Heath Ledger vibe.

He doesn't look like him (to me), but he really feels like him here. Almost like Heath was in the movie, wearing a Hemsworth suit. I could easily see Ledger in the role.

And I liked the dwarves. (Edit: Of course, I'd watch Ian McShane do almost anything)


Steph L. - May 04, 2013 8:14:53 am PDT #24230 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

I thought that Chris Hemsworth had a STRONG Heath Ledger vibe.

He doesn't look like him (to me), but he really feels like him here. Almost like Heath was in the movie, wearing a Hemsworth suit. I could easily see Ledger in the role.

Part of it was Hemsworth's darker-than-Thor hair (having seen Avengers at least 3 times before Snow White really made that difference stand out), and IIRC, Hemsworth used a different accent (his real accent?) in Snow White, which sounded very Ledger to my ear. And yeah, it was just...a vibe. Strong enough to creep me out.


Sean K - May 04, 2013 8:28:12 am PDT #24231 of 30000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Yeah, the accent was kind of part of it. I don't know what Hemsworth's real accent is (I was very surprised to discover that Damien Lewis' real accent is super-upper-crusty-Brit), but he's doing a sort of pseudo-Scottish accent. Heath's real accent was Aussie, but most of his best known movies he's trying to do a generic USian accent with moderate success (his accent in 10 Things I Hate About You was seriously WTF all over the place). I would really like to have seen how much his accent improved after TDK. He'd steadily improved over his career, and seemed to have some kind of breakthrough around his Brokeback/TDK period. I loved the Joker voice.


Sean K - May 04, 2013 8:29:36 am PDT #24232 of 30000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Serial: Which is all to say that I don't think the accents were *too* similar, but there was something about the accent that's kind of part of it. It probably adds to the creep factor that it's so hard to put your finger on.


Sean K - May 04, 2013 8:34:38 am PDT #24233 of 30000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

And I think Snow White and the Huntsman would be a better movie if they replaced K-Stew with a stick with her cue cards taped to it.


Jessica - May 04, 2013 8:55:56 am PDT #24234 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Maybe they could have had Andy Serkis do it in a mocap suit.

"This stick with a tennis ball on the end of it...is life itself!!"


le nubian - May 04, 2013 8:56:11 am PDT #24235 of 30000
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

Beau and I saw IM3 yesterday on a lark. I didn't love it, but I found the movie entertaining and I liked it more than IM1 (I did not see IM2 because I heard it was terrible). I am a bit disappointed in the film because the trailer seemed like a more interesting, engaging movie than what I saw. Around 20 minutes before the end of the movie, my mind wandered - which is usually an indication that a movie isn't working for me. No mind wandering with "Avengers", for example. My mind wandered because I was thinking about a scene that had no purpose in the movie, the scene where IM rescues the 11 people. The scene made more ridiculous because dozens more were ON THE PLANE and the plane blew up. I didn't mind that some plot twists were easy to predict, the Mandarin was an "actor"/not the mastermind, but I thought the involvement of the Vice President was ridiculous.

Beau was deeply offended that the suits were operable without a person inside. It's like this violated a principle with him. I am mostly amused by his reaction. I haven't read the IM comics and only have a passing knowledge of the character's history, but I think it is an interesting notion for the suit to be operated by Stark as well as have some IM robots. My favorite part in the movie was two: 1) when he was looking at a 3-D model of the Chinese theater crime scene. I just loved the possibilities of this and how his mind worked to solve a mystery/problem, figure out what was going on. I wished there was a bit more of this. Which connects to my 2nd favorite thing: When he went to a hardware store to build crude weapons. However, if Tony Stark really was at Home Depot, I think he probably could have come up with harder core things with more lethality, but maybe he was under a time crunch.

The big thing that I'm excited about as a result of seeing IM3, was Thor in November. That looks like it might be a pretty good movie. I am more excited about Star Trek. The trailer was better than the previous trailers I saw - the previous trailers have made me worried this movie was going to be terrible.


Steph L. - May 04, 2013 9:06:12 am PDT #24236 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Thor in November.

Man, seeing the trailer on a big screen REALLY made Loki's outfit look like a hoodie.


Zenkitty - May 04, 2013 9:12:14 am PDT #24237 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Personally, I loved the idea that the suits could be remote-controlled. I mean, why not? If the guys on Top Gear can remote-control a full-size car, Stark can remote-control an IM suit through a virtual interface. Plus, all the memory Jarvis had been using to control the Malibu house and all those robots was now available; why not have him* control a small fleet of suits? It's cool.

*Yes, to me Jarvis is a him, not an it.