Now I want to hear that read by Vanessa Bayer while she's wearing the Snow White outfit.
It's my estimation that... every man ever got a statue made of him, was one kind of sumbitch or another.
Mal ,'Jaynestown'
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Matt the Bruins fan - May 04, 2013 3:27:44 am PDT #24219 of 30000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Jessica - May 04, 2013 3:37:07 am PDT #24220 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
That movie had such gorgeous production design I was willing to overlook K-Stew's immovable face. Still, I can't help but think that with a better actress in the lead role, the script could have lost at least half of the "She lights up the room! She's so lovely! She breathes life into everything she touches!" exclamations by the other actors.
Steph L. - May 04, 2013 6:09:53 am PDT #24221 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
In Snow White and the Huntsman, I thought that Chris Hemsworth had a STRONG Heath Ledger vibe. It was slightly creepy.
Re: Iron Man 3, I'm not really seized with the overwhelming need to see it again (which is good, since my next 2 [at least] weekends are taken up with Gatsby and then Stark Trek). But then nothing between Star Trek and Much Ado at the beginning of June. So I'll probably see Iron Man again, just not right away.
Jessica - May 04, 2013 6:11:11 am PDT #24222 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Stark Trek
I LOVE THIS TYPO.
DH wasn't allowed to bring guests to the IM3 screening (it was in the morning anyway) so I don't know when I'll get a chance to see it. Maybe I'll ping my sisters tomorrow night and see if we want to have a girls night out with RDJ.
Steph L. - May 04, 2013 6:13:19 am PDT #24223 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
Stark Trek
I LOVE THIS TYPO.
Ahahahahahaha!!! Hello, my brain. I kind of want this mash-up, now.
Actually, I was joking with P-C on FB yesterday that the only parts of Iron Man 3 I was spoiled for was the Joker being in it, and The Flash being Iron Man's sidekick, and of course the part with Sailor Moon.
...and then I suddenly wanted to see that movie.
Connie Neil - May 04, 2013 6:52:52 am PDT #24224 of 30000
brillig
Damn you, Teppy. So far nothing about the Avengers world has made the ficspaces in my head twitch, but your typo made the plot bunny ears perk up.
And I'm being very good about avoiding *most* spoilers.
Zenkitty - May 04, 2013 7:01:24 am PDT #24225 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
Still, I can't help but think that with a better actress in the lead role, the script could have lost at least half of the "She lights up the room! She's so lovely! She breathes life into everything she touches!" exclamations by the other actors.
I just couldn't suspend disbelief enough to imagine Charlize Theron being intimidated by Kristen Stewart's beauty.
Connie Neil - May 04, 2013 7:03:54 am PDT #24226 of 30000
brillig
If only Kristen would close her damn mouth! When she's not talking, that is.
Matt the Bruins fan - May 04, 2013 7:18:28 am PDT #24227 of 30000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
She could go ahead and close it then too.
Sean K - May 04, 2013 7:25:40 am PDT #24228 of 30000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
I think K-Stew's acting could be greatly improved if she stuck a post-it to her forehead with the word SUBTEXT written on it.