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And almost sixty-five percent of that was actual compliment. Is that a personal best?

Xander ,'End of Days'

Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.

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DavidS - May 13, 2009 5:24:05 am PDT #9641 of 30000

"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

We also noted that, like Cthulhu, with a baby you spend a lot of time hoping he doesn't wake up.

So true. Is there any more nightmarish notion than: The Sleeper Awakens!

Matilda found a rare Barbie xmas ornament in the car (intended to be eBayed) and immediately opened it up, making it Not Mint.

Anyway, it's a heart shaped ornament with feathers and features a painting of Barbie on both sides.

She speculated about what it might be hiding inside.

Me: What do you think's inside?
Matilda: I don't know! Maybe treasure.....maybe milk.
Me: Maybe.
Matilda: I think it's beans. Magic beans.

tommyrot - May 13, 2009 5:26:46 am PDT #9642 of 30000

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Matilda is awesome!

(Just in case it hasn't been noted before.)

JZ - May 13, 2009 5:29:26 am PDT #9643 of 30000

See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Dear God, Sparky, that's unbelievable assholery. Is there anyone you can appeal to?

tommyrot - May 13, 2009 5:30:04 am PDT #9644 of 30000

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

How old is Matilda these days?

billytea - May 13, 2009 5:30:11 am PDT #9645 of 30000

You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Matilda: I think it's beans. Magic beans.

Magic Barbie beans could easily be a selling point on eBay. Milk, less so.

JZ - May 13, 2009 5:32:04 am PDT #9646 of 30000

See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

This particular day she happens to be two years, seven months, two weeks, and two days, but tomorrow it'll probably be different.

Sparky1 - May 13, 2009 5:32:29 am PDT #9647 of 30000

Librarian Warlord

Is there anyone you can appeal to?

No, that comes from the top. I was actually prepared for that answer since that was rumored to be true of people who took vacation days on Fridays during the summer, but I felt I had to ask. (Here in our library we've worked out a different scheme for the 1/2 day Fridays that allows us to take whole day Fridays, thus it had never come up for me before - but now they'll be looking closely at my leave time.)

sj - May 13, 2009 5:47:13 am PDT #9648 of 30000

"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Sparky, that is evil! I'm so sorry.

Ginger - May 13, 2009 5:57:01 am PDT #9649 of 30000

"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Just got an email from a student asking me to change his grade. Once again, no good reason given, just asking.

I think you should always be willing to change it downward.

In the Further Adventures of the Sinus Infection That Will Not Die, I'm having a CT scan of my head this afternoon, to see if there's anything in there. I suspect it's an alien embryo.

omnis_audis - May 13, 2009 6:10:43 am PDT #9650 of 30000

omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

Seska, tons of ~ma. Golly. Sounds like the universe just ganged up on you and the girl. I see this like a wrestling match. The bad guy pile drives, jumps from the top rope, but you keep squirming so you aren't pinned, slowly regaining consciousness, until finally, you wake up in a rage, and quickly pin the evil guy.

Huh. I haven't watched wrestling in about 20 years. Why that image popped to mind, I dunno. I did just wake up, so, brain not fully working. Ya. That sounds good.

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