Sometimes I miss having powers... Oh. Oh! I know what this is! This is peer pressure! Any second now you're gonna make me smoke tobacco and--and have drugs!

Anya ,'Showtime'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Shir - May 11, 2009 10:31:54 pm PDT #9484 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

I get distracted very easily. He knows this. He has commented on this. He has interrupted me while I was working to ask, "You get distracted really easily, don't you?" And yet, he'll try to start a conversation while I'm working. I'll say, "I'm working," and not look up. Five minutes later, he's talking to me again.

What an asshole. I kept Kinder egg surprise toys in my old office to throw randomly at annoying coworkers. Worked great.

IoMn, I did a bunch of stupid things in the past 24 hours. Nothing too big, but "making best friend cry" is pretty much of a record. But for the love of God, when I'm telling someone who knows me that yes, they can spend the/some night(s) over, and then warning I'm in a real sociopathetic mood and don't wanna talk about it or have any other connection to another human being for that night, that means I don't wanna talk about it. Yes, really. So taking it to extreme level of me not wanting her to have a roof over her head for that night while bursting in tears after telling her I'm not in the mood for human interactions and drifting me to a night of having to talk and explain myself over and over again... Arrrggh. I still have leftovers from yesterday, and I think it's because she didn't leave me be.

Can't the universe get the hint?


Shir - May 11, 2009 10:32:25 pm PDT #9485 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

Oh, and any news about Aims?


omnis_audis - May 11, 2009 10:34:29 pm PDT #9486 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

are you ok Shir? Do you want to talk about it?

:: ducks/covers & runs away ::


Hil R. - May 11, 2009 10:37:02 pm PDT #9487 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Oy, Shir.

Why am I not asleep? It's 3:30! And I'm wide awake. I got to bed at a decent time yesterday, though, so I guess it'll even out.


Seska (the Watcher-in-Training) - May 11, 2009 11:00:14 pm PDT #9488 of 30000
"We're all stories, in the end. Just make it a good one, eh?"

I'm 4'10", and most cars just feel too big, and I've got to stretch to reach everything

Oh, I know. I'm a bit taller than that (5'2"), but my knees don't work right, so I sit verrrrry close to the steering wheel. If I had an accident, it would be lacy, gently wafting curtains for me as a result. Alas, though, nothing smaller than my Ford Fusion can fit my wheelchair lift in the back. It's a great little car, though. A TARDIS in automobile form if ever there was one. The Mini Cooper is very cute though. My g/f had one when I first met her. It was in no way involved in my decision to go out with her. Absolutely not. (Nor do I care that she downgraded to a Toyota. Not one whit.)

Eek, Shir - that sounds insanely irritating.


omnis_audis - May 11, 2009 11:19:26 pm PDT #9489 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

Hil, I hope you got to sleep. I'm gonna go try myself. Ahhhh, insomnia. Nothing like it!


Shir - May 11, 2009 11:19:39 pm PDT #9490 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

I'm OK, thanks. Just... if people would have listen the first time...

Hoping not to have too much talking today. I'm tired of explaining things I can't verbalize. Humanity can be lame that way.


hippocampus - May 12, 2009 2:27:13 am PDT #9491 of 30000
not your mom's socks.

Also pokes the thread for Aims news.


billytea - May 12, 2009 2:56:47 am PDT #9492 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

I have reached a conclusion. Babies are Kobayashi Maru tests in disguise.


Barb - May 12, 2009 3:00:27 am PDT #9493 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”

Oy, Shir-- I feel for you, sweetie. I hate, hate, hate when people try to talk to me when I am in no way, fit for human company. To do so after fair warning? ARGH.

Also jonesin' for Empress news.