Honestly, you meet the most appalling sort of people....

Giles ,'Chosen'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


§ ita § - May 08, 2009 9:29:31 am PDT #9272 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Will this happen before or after "Enid" experiences a resurgence? (That's my mom's name.)

Enid will hit shortly before my mother's name, Norma, hits. Okay, perhaps quite a bit before.

itas count if they arer capitalized and/or pronounced wrong?

I'm willing to consider them provisionally.

I mean, if your stalkee leaves town, you go with them! What's this tranferrence thing?

I'm almost awesome enough to obsess about. And my sister kept pushing me in the middle of the two of them...incredibly annoying. It was her damned classmate.

I saw the Foodie Survival Kit in a catalog and totally thought of your sister.

Ha! She's even worse now, but better than when she was a non-wheat, non-soy, non-chocolate, nothing with holes in it-eating vegetarian. She's reintroduced pork, fish, and wheat into her diet, now that she's had her fibroids removed. Before that it was a combination of every remedy for fibroids that exists. Food's still kinda boring for her, so maybe she needs that kit.


§ ita § - May 08, 2009 9:31:09 am PDT #9273 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Special K:

Kathy was the big name for girls born in 1966.

And big in 1969. We had six (K/C)atherines in our year, and a Katrina and a Catriona. Hands down the most popular name in the school, including a couple teachers, IIRC. For some reason they made them all stand up one assembly.


Vortex - May 08, 2009 9:33:21 am PDT #9274 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

I'm almost awesome enough to obsess about.

You are definitely awesome enough to obsess about, I just wouldn't have the balls to stalk you. Um, not that I'm obsessing about ita.

Does it count if I just want to be her?

Food's still kinda boring for her, so maybe she needs that kit.

M strikes me as the kind of person who's hard to buy for. Could be a good Christmas gift :)


Calli - May 08, 2009 9:36:26 am PDT #9275 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

Heather, my rl name, became popular a couple of years after I was born. At one point a roommate of mine was dating two Heathers at once, as well as living with one. Once he came home and I said, "Dude, where were you? Heather called and she's pretty pissed you blew her off."

"Which Heather?"

"Whichever one you were supposed to meet."

"I . . . I was supposed to meet one?"

"Ain't my job to schedule your love life."

After a few minutes of him dithering about how to figure out who to apologize to without being busted by the other one (neither knew about the other) he realized I was pulling his leg. Probably something about my loud laughter. If only he'd pulled his weight in kitchen clean-up the whole thing would never have been necessary. I still might have done it, though.


DavidS - May 08, 2009 9:44:15 am PDT #9276 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Will this happen before or after "Enid" experiences a resurgence? (That's my mom's name.)

One of the parents on my Little League team is an Enid. I gave her shit about this when I first met her and she took umbrage. But she has forgiven me since.


tommyrot - May 08, 2009 9:47:38 am PDT #9277 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

How old is she?


DavidS - May 08, 2009 9:48:17 am PDT #9278 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

How old is she?

Mid forties?


tommyrot - May 08, 2009 9:52:53 am PDT #9279 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Someone born in the '60s with the name Enid? Weird.

Her last name isn't 'Coleslaw,' is it?


P.M. Marc - May 08, 2009 10:02:07 am PDT #9280 of 30000
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Enid's a nice name.

My name still hasn't broken the top... million.


Shir - May 08, 2009 10:02:33 am PDT #9281 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

I'm interrupting the name discussion to bring you these very important news:

Moustachio!