Wesley: Feng Shui. Gunn: Right. What's that mean again? Wesley: That people will believe anything. Actually, in this place, Feng Shui will probably have enormous significance. I'll align my furniture the wrong way and suddenly catch fire or turn into a pudding.

'Conviction (1)'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


billytea - May 07, 2009 10:28:04 pm PDT #9224 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Why the double take?

The joys of interspersed conversation.

"My baby's bottom is sore! Help!"
"Have him turn it down. Way too loud."


Shir - May 07, 2009 11:51:02 pm PDT #9225 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY GLAMCOOKIE!

You can do work via twitter? How is this so?

That's the fun part. I'm only doing it to illustrate myself the ANT, not as an official part of uni. It's a network, I'm an actor, let's test the theory and see what happens (in other words: it's about the method, not the contact. To all of the people it'll seem like I'm using Twitter the same way like everyone else, only with few restrictions and, no that anyone will know, but I'll document every interaction. For science, not because I'm a weirdo). I'm half way through with defining the experiment.

Hil, I sending you tons of ~ma, both on the health front and the coworkers front. I'm sorry you have to go through this.

Nora, select no. 1! No. 1!

And oy, you all. My dad is partly acting like an internet troll on his boards. He already got banned out of two of them. He firmly believes in struggle as a way to get to better world. Including on the web. And it really upsets and bugs me.

I need to do statistics, but we already had (me and my dad) an emotional fight about the proper way to use the webs, and it kindda drained me. I'm not gonna change him, but God, he's really crazy with the stuff.


Shir - May 08, 2009 12:14:56 am PDT #9226 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

Oh, and in The Weirdos Like Me! news:

Yesterday I did decent part of travelling. First, the Central Bus Station in Jerusalem is the best way to illustrate that my country is a third world country: I spent there about 20-25 minutes, and 4 people asked charity from me. Two or five years ago, no one would dare to approach you while you were eating/in a store and ask for a hand out. But that's not what I wanted to write about.

So, a tinfoil hat that came to me, an orthodox religious man, I'd say about 43-45 years old, just wandered around the dining area of the CBS (I had lunch there. Holy Bagels are yummy!), and all he could talk about was finding a Shidduch (matchmaking for mitzvah). I was in a very good mood, so I actually talked for a few minutes with this lovely, confused, harmless, poor creature. Apparently, I should:

A. Stand on guard from anyone who will offer me marriage out of love. Apparently, they are all dirty deceivers who will divorce me.
B. Only go with the ones offering me money, because
C. Even when I'll graduate with an M.A., there will be no job for me and someone will have to support me and my future kids.

Oh, the stuff I could do with that pasture. However, I was considerate and spared the poor man my opinions and marriage and very future kids, only to confront him with his logic. I only pointed out that it's somewhat far fetched to assume that all divorced women were seduced into the marriage with the promise of love, and gently, without using the w word (orthodox man, again), and pushed him to understand that paying a woman to marry you is a way of prostitution. Most of my other points were lost on him, and when he didn't understand the word "functional", I got bored, so stopped the very bizarre conversation there. I still don't know if he offered me a shidduch with him, or just generally vowed to hang around women to warn them about the various dangers of marriage out of love.

And they say I'm antisocial.


Jessica - May 08, 2009 3:42:44 am PDT #9227 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

We used cloth wipes (basically small, very soft, washcloths) with either just warm water or a very diluted soap and water solution with a dash of jojoba oil.

For D we just use baby washclothes and plain water. For really messy changes, fleece wipes work really well, and are very gentle. (These are available for WAY TOO MUCH MONEY on eBay and HyenaCart, or you can just buy a yard of fleece at your local cheapie fabric store and cut it into squares.)

(And I just realized that I don't even know if you're using cloth or disposable dipes - if you're using disposables, cloth wipes may not be a worthwhile investment. Newborns get terrible diaper rash because they haven't yet built up a tolerance to peeing on themselves all the time, but over time the sensitivity goes down and you can use regular disposable wipes.)


hippocampus - May 08, 2009 3:47:30 am PDT #9228 of 30000
not your mom's socks.

meep! Happy Belated Birthday Glamcookie!


Shir - May 08, 2009 3:52:09 am PDT #9229 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

Oh! Hi, Sox!


Nora Deirdre - May 08, 2009 4:02:53 am PDT #9230 of 30000
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

I am at work and will do drinks after work. Ima fake it till I make it!


Shir - May 08, 2009 4:57:52 am PDT #9231 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

Statistics doesn't work. I try and try, but I can't see my mistakes.

I think I need to solve them with someone watching my actions over my shoulder, and tell me where I got it wrong. I think I follow the instructions well, but I get the wrong final results.


DavidS - May 08, 2009 5:04:04 am PDT #9232 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I am at work and will do drinks after work. Ima fake it till I make it!

Right on! Drink the power!


omnis_audis - May 08, 2009 5:31:15 am PDT #9233 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

gronk. tis all i have. oo. and a "blaaaaaargh". Maybe shower will clear the head. I wanna take the day off. Need day off. No days off until 17th. :: le sigh ::