One guy wrote in to the paper saying he'd been reading about the flu epidemic of 1918 and thinks people are too complacent about it ... so he went out and bought supplies of masks, medicines, and food ... for six months.

All he needs is a good axe and a shotgun and he'll be set for the zombie apocalypse. Then again, I'm not sure he's someone we want to arm.

I'm really tired of the swine flu panic.

My friend who runs the daycare at our gym just got back from a week's vacation in Cancun. The owners of the gym made her stay home for another three days because they were worried about her infecting kids with the swine flu. I just rolled my eyes when I found out. At least they're paying her for the time off.

When I went to the free kibble trivia question page - I found out that the brand sponsoring that has some pretty high quality foods in its lines. There are some items with a bit more potato than I'd care to see, but there are several items with lots of meat, and not so much starchy filler - and even the worst of the stuff I looked at is miles higher quality than Hill's.

Some of the swine flu panic comes down to something I rant about frequently: the public lack of understanding of risk and the even more fundamental lack of math. By definition, a new disease is discovered in the sickest patients, because they're the ones who end up in the hospital or dying. Once the disease is identified, then you can start looking for other people who have the disease in a milder form to determine its actual mortality rate, for example. From the first cases, it might look like the disease has a 50 percent mortality rate. After they've found more, less serious, cases, the mortality rate may end up being 5 percent. This is why I twitched violently when a newsperson last night said, "I don't know why the CDC is saying this isn't very serious, when they've just announced that there are so many more cases."

eta: The Coming Plague is a great book. I wish she'd do an update. It is a book that makes you want to grab med students by the lapels and shake them until they agree to be epidemiologists.

The ENT is sending me for a head CT. (Insert joke about finding out whether there's a brain in there or not.) He also thinks some of my problems may be due to my acid reflux and told me to double my Prilosec, which is a damn expensive proposition. Oh, well.

told me to double my Prilosec, which is a damn expensive proposition.

I was happy when generic Prilosec became available.

Some of the swine flu panic comes down to something I rant about frequently: the public lack of understanding of risk and the even more fundamental lack of math.

And the inverse, being the anti-vaccination whackjobs. They have no fucking clue about herd immunity or the very horrific consequences of rubella, polio, et al.

Both things make me have rage blackouts.

Mypressi Twist

Cool! Totally a Wallpaper lifestyle gadget.

I don't know much about these two - is either a surprise?

Well, Kelly's been rumored to be gay since way back around the time of Witness. I'd say she's roughly as closeted as Jodie Foster.

And David Ogden Stiers doesn't surprise me at all. I'm sometimes surprised that Kelsey Grammar is straight though. (And has appalling taste in skanky girlfriends and wives.)

(I must say, my initial guess about the Mypressi Twist was that it would be a vibrator.)

(I must say, my initial guess about the Mypressi Twist was that it would be a vibrator.)

I'm sure that's one of the settings.

1. Espresso.

2. Cappucino.

3. Orgasm.

4. Coffeegasm

5. Coffeegasm/Orgasm