Angel: Will you just shut up for once?! Illyria: What? Angel: My God, the speechifying. Has it ever occurred to you that now might not be the best time for when-we-were-muck stories?

'Time Bomb'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


NoiseDesign - May 06, 2009 1:25:08 pm PDT #9072 of 30000
Our wings are not tired

Stoopid yummy beer.

Sean, you left your Homer Simpson tag open there. Let me get that for you.

t /homer


ChiKat - May 06, 2009 1:40:11 pm PDT #9073 of 30000
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

They transplant the parathyroids?

Yes. You have 4 parathyroid glands--2 on each side of your thyroid. They actually sit directly ON your thyroid. They will remove the parathyroids and transplant them into your neck muscles somewhere.

When I had my surgery done, on one side of my thyroid, I was so lumpy bumpy that they couldn't find my parathyroids. The other side was really underdeveloped (like the size of a raisin) and they could only find 1 parathyroid. Which they transplanted.

I ended up with some complications because of that which I'll tell you if you want, but I don't want to go into if you've already talked to your doc about them. It's not horrible, more inconvenient, and fairly rare.

And, congrats on the grades!!!!


omnis_audis - May 06, 2009 1:53:01 pm PDT #9074 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

Final grades are in: 3 A's, 2 A-'s. Graduating GPA: 3.93!!!
Confirms what we already knew. You.Are.BRILLIANT! Congrats!!!

That's a better grade point average than I graduated with, and I graduated Cum Laude.
Flashback to my sisters graduation, and my father pointing at the program and snickering how his daughter "cums loud". Ya. I come from a long line of childish perv's.

Ugh. Head still hurts a little. Stoopid yummy beer.
I dunno. This being a BtVS forum, shouldn't there be some "foamy" reference here???


Cass - May 06, 2009 2:28:51 pm PDT #9075 of 30000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Everyone was telling me horror stories!! I don't know what to expect.

This is where the internet is bad. Because "huh, I had that and ... nothing interesting happened" is not going to be the top hit on a Google. The one time in a million someone had their wisdom teeth out and was abducted by little gray men who were a little too probe-happy? That is the one people click.

I has a new permanent crown. I want to make some Avril-esque comment about being the motherfucking princess but mostly I am just wishing I had anything to eat. This has nothing to do with food textures. It's mostly due to my lack of grocery shopping.


Cass - May 06, 2009 2:33:31 pm PDT #9076 of 30000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Alternately, there could be a BEAR.


Steph L. - May 06, 2009 2:40:16 pm PDT #9077 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

I don't think they let bears perform oral surgery, do they?


Cass - May 06, 2009 2:42:15 pm PDT #9078 of 30000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Not with those claws, no.

(My dentist, however, is smoking hot. Nothing to do with bears, just felt like mentioning it.)


Connie Neil - May 06, 2009 2:44:36 pm PDT #9079 of 30000
brillig

(My dentist, however, is smoking hot. Nothing to do with bears, just felt like mentioning it.)

Well, judging by some of the porn spam that ends up in my email box, bears are not out of the realm of possibilities for what a dentist might be interested in.


Steph L. - May 06, 2009 2:45:45 pm PDT #9080 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Kristin, GREAT NEWS about your dad!!!


Cass - May 06, 2009 2:51:50 pm PDT #9081 of 30000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Yay, dad! That's great news, Kristin!