As Willow goes, so goes my nation.

Oz ,'Selfless'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Jessica - May 06, 2009 7:25:07 am PDT #8982 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I like this even better when you add Kahlua.

Vanilla Stoli. Mmmmmmmmmmm, boozy milkshake....


Jessica - May 06, 2009 7:27:55 am PDT #8983 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

FTR, I do not own a blender and cannot attest to how easy they may or may not be to operate. The reason I do not own a blender is because I own a stand mixer, 2 food processors (one mini, one full sized) and a stick blender with assorted attachments.

I did finally get my Toaster Oven certificate last year, and have hung it proudly on my wall.


Scrappy - May 06, 2009 7:29:59 am PDT #8984 of 30000
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

I think the trick is to buy the blender before the surgery, then use it, oh, once, and then you'll know how to put the top on.


Steph L. - May 06, 2009 7:30:12 am PDT #8985 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

And lest we forget... a waffle maker.

Hey, waffle makers cause 1 million deaths a year. I know because I read it on the internets.

FTR, I do not own a blender

Anti-blender bias!


Steph L. - May 06, 2009 7:30:35 am PDT #8986 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

I think the trick is to buy the blender before the surgery, then use it, oh, once, and then you'll know how to put the top on.

You could lose an eye that way!


P.M. Marc - May 06, 2009 7:31:41 am PDT #8987 of 30000
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

I am a toaster oven free zone. Too much counterspace used, too little use for it.

I blend often. It keeps my lassi costs down.


Calli - May 06, 2009 7:33:39 am PDT #8988 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

You could lose an eye that way!

Like Fay said, you can make soup out of leftovers. Any leftovers.


Ginger - May 06, 2009 7:34:24 am PDT #8989 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Because - lumps. Not good.

GO TO THE DOCTOR. Do not fool around with inexplicable lumps of any sort. Don't make me tell you why in graphic detail. (If it's shrunk, it's probably nothing serious. It may be lymph nodes, which would indicate an infection somewhere that you ought check on.)

During his last years, my dad pretty much lived on Ensure blended with cheap vanilla ice cream and syrup. He didn't want to eat anything, so that's how my mom snuck in some nutrients.


Steph L. - May 06, 2009 7:34:43 am PDT #8990 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

I blend often. It keeps my lassi costs down.

Ha! I got addicted to mango smoothies after my tooth was pulled. It's not *quite* a lassi, but it's pretty damn good.


Barb - May 06, 2009 7:34:47 am PDT #8991 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”

I have a Kitchen-Aid stand mixer, a gorgeous blue beast, and a stick blender, and a food processor and my Old Skool Waring blender.

I am also lucky enough to have a fantastic two-tiered Lazy Susan under-counter cabinet to store the majority of these, even though the mixer lives on the counter.

No toaster oven, however.