There are two Bengals at the theater where I spend half my life. I love them because they do not make me sneeze.
Jayne: Here's a little concept I been workin' on. Why don't we shoot her first? Wash: It is her turn.
'Serenity'
Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Trudy Booth - May 01, 2009 3:02:08 pm PDT #8486 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Liese S. - May 01, 2009 3:25:42 pm PDT #8487 of 30000
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."
Whoo, those weird buildings included the Longaberger basket! That's right near where I spent my formative years.
DCJensen - May 01, 2009 4:14:46 pm PDT #8488 of 30000
All is well that ends in pizza.
Not speaking of cats, but of science... Norwegian Blue may have once pined for the fjords indeed.
tommyrot - May 01, 2009 4:25:11 pm PDT #8489 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Norwegian Blue
Beautiful plumage.
(sorry, i just can't help it)
Laga - May 01, 2009 4:53:31 pm PDT #8490 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
omg that sketch is the same age as me.
Hil R. - May 01, 2009 5:07:25 pm PDT #8491 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
Crap. Two students at my university have swine flu.
DavidS - May 01, 2009 5:12:34 pm PDT #8492 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Crap. Two students at my university have swine flu.
Don't eat their bacon!
Hil R. - May 01, 2009 5:13:41 pm PDT #8493 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
The university sent out an email reminding us to wash our hands and not to hang out with sneezing feverish people.
DCJensen - May 01, 2009 5:18:32 pm PDT #8494 of 30000
All is well that ends in pizza.
That reminds me of something emailed to me from my friend Kevin:
"It was once said that a black man would be president when pigs flew. Well lo and behold, 100 days into his presidency...swine flu." - unknown
Trudy Booth - May 01, 2009 5:19:49 pm PDT #8495 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
OK, that's pretty funny.